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WHINEMCM’S 500+ FOLLOWERS, FOLLOW FOREVER!

hey guys! thanks so much for the support on this blog. i took a brief hiatus from my other blog bc i’d gotten out of roleplaying but this really helped me get back into it and the swing of things. anyway!!! i just wanted to make this post to callout some lovelies i’ve made on this blog.

DRINKING BUDS:

@ministcr | @manwhorc: angelus, u r so important to me and im so glad i’ve found u. i’m so glad we’re on the same page like the majority of the time and i love plotting and rping with you, and also your dennis is so good and important.

@ikncw | @bettcrthanalright: dear quinton, thank u for making me fuck myself up all of the time. your chris is the most important thing to me ever and i love it and i love u. 

@pewshot | @blownoffs: alex. my one and only forever and ever. i love u so much thank u for supporting me through everything. 

@whosmiled: i know we havent interacted here at all chai but i love u so much u get ur own special lil thing.

@youthministered / @caeruiean / @batterborowski / @cryptxdkxng / @neverkncw / @gradusanguine / @knifewiife / @gentlerule / @heholy / @smallbert / @doverghosting / @eyeslikeatempest | @marilyn-small-is-dead

NEIGHBORS:

@ofoccult / @periodiic / @tcachcr / @corgiidad / @afathersduty / @martiniglassregrets / @hesins / @builtlikethis / @devoubt / @phantomlead / @klutzydaddy / @hcisthatrag / @gentlerule / @cxltdad / @boatknxts / @antiiauthority / @orregano / @applslces / @dnddaddy

yeah. there’s a huge chance i forgot someone. but. i love everyone!!! thank u!!!

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ANYWAYS. Active ( sorta ) blog list.

MAIN BLOG: ACTIVE. Dennis Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

SECONDARY BLOG: LOW-ACTIVITY Joseph Christiansen from Dream Daddy

NEW BLOG: ??? Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

SEMI- HIATUS. Gundam Tanaka from Super Dangan Ronpa 2

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‘ Am I your little sumbitch, Robert.’

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haha cute idea: stop WHITE-WASHING ROBERT!!!! THE MAN ISN’T WHITE. Sorry, but if you whitewash him, I have no choice but to unfollow. 

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My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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joseph is a bottom bitch

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    ‘ Hello sir.’ He’s got a perfect smile, ivories shining like a movie starlet’s. The clouds crowd the sky in a stormy gray: prediction for a downpour. How unfortunate. Joseph reaches for a crisp pamphlet from the organized folding desk, the print reading ‘ For the word of GOD is living and active.’ in bright blue letters. ‘ Would you care to hear about Maple Bay’s Community Church? ’

      ｡･ﾟﾟ･† ╯ @ibellator

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                           PORNOGRAPHIC MESSIAH.

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    Since these seem to go around a lot faster than large graphic promos from back in the day, would you give this a ♡ or a reblog if you’re willing to interact with a CANON DIVERGENT Joseph Christiansen? This portrayal focuses heavily on the theme of Southern Gothic, Occultism/Satanism, && the corruption of the Roman-Catholic church. 

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AMEN. Joseph has a homemade porn collection he filmed with Mary. I’m calling it.

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Garland Surrounding the Virgin Mary, Nicolaes van Verendael, between 1640 and 1660

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* FRESH BLOOD.

   ❛❛ PERHAPS A STORY TOO OBSCENE FOR MY LIKING. See, I am less fond of such profane tales than I am of, let’s say, Malleus Malleficarum. In the end all comes down to the need people seem to have to glorify their own sexuality and obscenity rather than keep it where it should be.. ❜❜  

    ‘ I see. You’ll have to excuse me then. You’re unlike many of the nuns I know. You know what CELIBACY can do to a man or woman, drives them mad, really.’ He chuckles darkly. ‘ I wouldn’t know, of course. I have four BEAUTIFUL children, each more delightful than the last.’

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* A THORN IN MY FUCKIN’ SIDE.

🔪🔪 “I mean, yeah, if we go by your Bible’s logic, we have Satan to thank for actually being able to populate the earth, which is pretty nice, I guess, but I’m not drunk enough to talk about your spooky shit right now. Can you come back in like…two whiskeys?”

    ‘ Robert...’ His pale lashes cast downwards, drooping sleepily over his eyes that reign in the crisp blue of the Atlantic. ‘ I get it, pal, you think the devil is a pretty sweet guy cause he’s the one who lets you drink yourself numb. God would never condone it.’ Joseph winks, examining his shot glass curiously but never indulging. ‘ The Bible has loop holes too. That’s no secret.’

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* WHAT A BRAT.

    ❝Points to you, I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about, Mister Christiansen,❞ he shifts uncomfortably. Perhaps that was Joseph’s goal though: to make Ernest uncomfortable. Fine, then, two could play that game. ❝Did you fuck her? Did you fuck the corpse?❞ perhaps that was a bit too far, whatever. He raises an eyebrow, looking at him almost earnestly.

    ‘ Excuse me?’ He curiously cocks his head to the side, hands placed to his chest in naive amusement, chuckling. ‘ You’re confused, I was simply reciting a poem...’ How awful! Was little Ernest watching snuff films? ‘ Uh, I’m sorry, but, do you think I look like a man capable of such heinous acts?I admit...I’m a little offended. I’m a COOL youth minister, Ernest. Not a murderer.’

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 * FOOL.

    IT WAS IMMEDIATELY OBVIOUS TO ROBERT THAT JOSEPH KNEW WHY HE WAS HERE. A snarl curled across his sharp features, gritting his teeth. Not once had he broke rhythm in his step as he stormed closer, blade adhered in calloused hands. He moves at a quick pace, stopping just short of the minster’s toes as he jerks his hand upwards, blade stopping just short of the thin layers skin of Joseph’s throat threatening to slice through, prepared for what would ensue if he were to follow through, ready for the blood to be on his hands. For once, this would all be worth it. God knows Robert would follow through if enacted. 

    He gives a husky growl, stale cigarettes and whiskey tattooed to his breath from years of abuse, though with his stance, it couldn’t be any clearer that Robert was shockingly SOBER. ❝Good thing I’m a fuckin’ idiot, yeah?❞ he’d reply, not once breaking eye contact. ❝I should have done this a long time ago.❞

    ‘ Shouldn’t you have? What took you so long? ’ He gives a chuckle, high-pitched && airy. ‘ Men like you are so PATHETIC.’ A sly grin spreads across his features, the cavernous orifice of his mouth a soot-coloured void, vibrating with the Devil’s dark ardor. The resilient bastard, it’s IMPRESSIVE, how quickly Joseph is able to switch temperament, emerging as a new soul the moment Robert’s blade nips the humid summer air. ‘ You’re a complete idiot. You’re a total FUCKING fool if you think you can get away with the murder of an INNOCENT youth minister. The papers won’t hear it, cupcake.’ He tusks. ‘ Oh no, this? Why you kill me, && it’ll look equally as ribald as the homicide of a child or its mother...or both.’

    His free hand moves fluidly with little restraint from the sleeve of his charcoal cassock, landing atop Robert’s dull-coloured cheeks with a gentle caress. ‘ Think, Robert. Think.’ Joseph’s touch is ICE, his fingertips glacial, leaving trails of antarctic blue along the other man’s ailing flesh.