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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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Hi pay attention to me I’m so cute and impregnable

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I can’t believe Aperture actually had a god damn play place/daycare type shit and naturally it couldn’t look less safe

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weirdest thing about going from "average height girl" to now "really short guy" is that women really do see me and want to put me in their purse

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there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

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Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

(Source)

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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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An annoying friend

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hey girl, um, we were playing d&d with your boyfriend and um. yeah she has new pronouns now. yeah no she's doing great, yeah, yeah no she made a girl character as a joke and well the rest is history. or herstory, heh. anyway yeah uh guess she's your girlfriend now

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moyai logging ?

??? sure I guess

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Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

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funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend

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on all levels except physical, i am a whore

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STOP