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I was curious what the gender neutral equivalent of niece and nephew is so I googled it

it’s nibling

that’s literally the most adorable word I’ve ever heard in my entire life

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honey boo boo’s mom saw this picture of me and called me a goddess this is very important

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my favourite thing about the xbox one is that i dont own one

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me when somebody asks me what i did on the weekend

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Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

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do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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i didnt work out today but i got wendys and the cashiers name was “Jim” which sounds like “gym” so i guess thats okay

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'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

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why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet

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who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule

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The fact that there are bugs that look like leaves and eels with electricity and frogs that ooze out crazy psychedelic poison makes me soo mad like humans don’t have shit ooo my big brain whoopee where’s my fucking night vision or my wings to fly with what the shit evolution u blew it buddy

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I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

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feliz navidad

feliz navimom

feliz navison, navidaughter

the whole feliz navi family is here

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