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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

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ytp steve miller band be like: Cuz I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a [king harkinian voice] Dinner

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How are you, my friend?

I hope you're well.

What should I do?

I haven't received anything in days, despite your publicity about my campaign and your support.

I've given up. A kilo of flour sells for $55 today.

We won't be able to buy it. Our children will starve to death. We must be saved.

Please, if you have absolutely anything to spare, my friend Mohammed needs help.

I cannot fund his family myself, as much as I wish I could, and conditions are not improving materially.

If you have any amount at all, please consider donating or sharing.

this campaign has been VETTED

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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

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staples?! he made a basket with staples?!

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why is orange juice the only juice we abbreviated

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I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

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people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

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it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

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Moving On

based on this blog by @trygrievousbutgirl-blog

this took way too long but i'm proud to have finished it. i hope you enjoy the artwork combination for the beautiful poem <3

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If someone doesn't understand 24 hour time and is chill you can convert it for them because that's helpful and polite.

If someone primarily uses 12 hour time but understands 24 hour time and is chill you can leave it unconverted as a sign of respect for their abilities.

If someone throws a hissy fit whenever someone gives a time in 24 hour time you are obligated by sacred duty to exclusively give them the time in 24 hour time, even if you actually use 12 hour time.

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last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters

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Being a fish in highly oxygenated water must feel so fucking good

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in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

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Sky-eyed