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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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Oh, so somehow because Im cis Its ok to force me to pee my pants?

Yes

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My pretzel dream of beasts

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Autistic 19th century dandy: my safe foods are Cornish game hen and malted milk

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hmmmm...not sure about that

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"Worldbuilding should serve the plot." The funny thing is that there's no plot in real life, really. Matter of fact, it's all worldbuilding.

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I know maybe 7-10 people remotely well (annual to semi-annual meeting) who produce anything close to what I would consider “sound”

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Jumping the gun : The race hasn’t begun yet :: Jumping the shark : The race hasn’t beshark yet

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Redditors when your hair is not pin straight:

First you need to get a "Sopping" cream to sop your hair. Then after you sop your hair you must rinse it and Plop your hair. Once your hair has been plopped you have to get a "Stinking" cream, its 30$. Once you've plopped and stinked your hair now you need to to the "zooshka" method of drying your hair. Then once you zooshed, plopped, stinked, and slopped your hair, you need to brush it out. Then it will look like a middle aged woman going to a PTA meeting. Hope this has helped

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You tweet one bad poem. Everyone calls you insightful. 100 points.

What if I put out 840 machine-pressed poems?

If each one is worth just one measly point...

...I've beaten you eight and a half times over.

This is Detest the Labor.

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Needful Magic, No. 31

Lin Tarczynski

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18th century tumblr user

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hm not what i was looking for