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BURNED GREY SLAYERS
Bonus little color puppets i made
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Nothing mid about this wife (I am booed off the stage)
#spire the city must fall#spire: the city must fall#Drew a concept during work and she captivated me so I had to give it all the swag I could reasonably fit#Patting my elves’ heads. These bad boys can fit so much fashion#(<- He doesn’t know what fashion is)#oc: Méska
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Violaceous Euphonia (Euphonia violacea), male, family Fringillidae, order Passeriformes, Brazil
photograph by Celso Castro
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Eurasian Blackcap (Sylvia Atricapilla), male, from a banding. Jerusalem Bird Observatory (JBO). 25.4.25
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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little
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I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.
they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.
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it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately
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White-throated Magpie-Jay (Cyanocorax formosus), family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, Costa Rica
photograph by Chris H Petersen
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I am opening up commissions for the summer! DM if interested!
I also do animation commissions, I can show the rates for those upon request
All payments will be either through Paypal or Ko-Fi, all up front
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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening
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today is friday the 13th just like the movies
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement
Here's the thing. In the US.
DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.
You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.
Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.
In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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