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THE GAME CHANGER WAS CRAZY WHAT
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its so weird watching someone else read your posts out loud on a different app. like first of all thats not the inflection i had in mind when i was writing it second of all im not british
#THEY CENSORED MY POST#THEY FUCKED UO THE INFLECTION AND THEY CENSORED MY POST#I SAID 'FUCKING BASTARD' WHY ARE YOU SAYING 'YOU CLOWN'#RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE#AND IT WAS LIKE JUST 24H AFTER I POSTED IT TOO LIKE FUCK YOU!!!!!!
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its so weird watching someone else read your posts out loud on a different app. like first of all thats not the inflection i had in mind when i was writing it second of all im not british
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always complain about things. okay, you know how programmers explain their code to rubber ducks when it's not working? same principle. an appliance breaks down. I get pissed off, try everything, go through the various stages of despair etc. I complain about it to a friend and explain why it frustrates me so bad, and suddenly I'm thinking 'wait I should try unplugging it and then doing a factory reset and then—' and I go home and do that and it starts working again. I keep losing my earrings. I complain about it to a friend, about how I keep them all in a little dish but then the specific one I want always dematerialises the moment I want it. my friend says 'I just keep them on the little card backs they came with' and I think well shit, I always throw those out. but then I think aha I can make a bunch of pinholes in a decorative postcard. genius. I read a story. it's about something I'm usually into, but for some reason I don't like this story at all. I complain about it, I figure out what irritates me about it, I have a great idea for a way better story. I try a new recipe, it doesn't come together. I bitch about it like crazy, about what I thought I did right and how it failed, and before I know it I'm explaining out loud which parts I'm inexperienced at or didn't understand or adjusted wrong. I need a little table for drawing on. I complain about it in the group chat, two days later someone says 'hey I spotted the kind of table you're looking for on the side of the road, do you want to come pick it up'. I complain, endlessly. my life is enriched. the art of complaining.
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I saw this, and I wanted to hear it so badly, so here it is.
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Donald Duck voiced by MajinVA
Mickey voiced by me
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im honestly surprised (not really surprised considering what website this is) that i haven't seen anyone on here talk about Lil Nas X getting violently arrested after suffering some kind of mental health episode. I wish he was getting more attention and support.
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"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection
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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you
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Blissey (2025) - Wisdom of Sea and Sky: Ho-Oh Illustrator: Natsumi Yoshida
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Hm i wonder why i feel so disconnected? *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afa
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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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in the tags what's something cringe that you unironically love
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