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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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standing right behind you, are you afraid of me?
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The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.
With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.
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why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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💚 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll closes, so check back for results! Until then, please don't mention the song title in reblogs! (Guesses about everything else are fine and encouraged though; have fun!) 💚
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I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i
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Stucky

+ sketches, maybe I'll finish them someday
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Stucky

+ sketches, maybe I'll finish them someday
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#let's just say that i might have a shit ton of grievances about Ch13 including a certain character warping everything around them#and even so#i fell in love with em and genuinely felt deep regret for ....Ch13 things#i have created a version of them in my head that is very near and dear to me <3#tho i do have to say. i was giggling and twirling my hair a lot of the time. absolutely charmed.#literally made for MEEEEEE
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last book i read was house of leaves. who the fuck is the main character there. the davidsons? zampano? johnny? the minotaur? pelafina? the house itself?
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New Xenoblade X speedrun categories/challenge runs:
FontrierNav Low%: what's the smallest amount of probes in the ground you can get away with and still beat the game
RNGless run: How fast can you beat the game using only gear and items you get from the shop and quests that have pre-set augments/levels/etc
Urban20 challenge: what's the strongest you can make the baby level 20 Skell they give you for free when you get your Skell license
Elma run: Only play as Elma
Canon run: characters can only equip (no fashion gear) gear or weapons that match their original set up upon recruitment (ie you can give them new armor with better stats but aesthetically they must be the same. Same with the weapons.). When Skells are unlocked use the canon Skells for characters (if they have one)
#i might actually do the low FrontierNav% one#off the top of my head i know two are absolutely unavoidable#but i don't know how many are needed go get the region completion you gotta have for the main story missions#xcxde
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