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God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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love our big fat hot fertile MILF fishes

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the funniest possible name you couldve given to a character in an all-girls literature club is Yuri

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

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the decline of practical effects in horror movies is one of the greatest tragedies of our time. we need to make horror wetter and more organic again.

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too many gay jokes in modern ytps are immediately followed by "ayo 📸" and the dwayne johnson eyebrow raise. back in my day a youtube poop would have spongebob and patrick fuck nasty behind a giant "CENSORED" screen for half the video and no one would bat an eye. and thats how it should be. love wins

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i’m about to say something that will absolutely get me hate

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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

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the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

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