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I just cut up some fruit and veg as a snack for the tortoise and she looked at it for like 30 seconds and then TRIED TO EAT THE CUTTING BOARD THEY WERE ON😭
I love her but seriously?
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yo mama so conceptually simple

i was able to lay her out using 13 Matchsticks
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Hehehe machine go 𝙣𝙤𝙢
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Me
This counts as vent art.
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Don't let them step on you
This one isn't signed. You can use it wherever, no need to give me credit. Enjoy
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WOOOOOOOOOOO I SUCCEED, I AM A HAIR GOD!!!!! IT TURNED OUT GOOD
I swear to God having curly hair is a wonderful nightmare, I'm still trying to figure out a routine so some days it's like
"Oh wow, my hair is so beautiful and nice, this is doing wonderful things to my ego"
And others I just straight look like I crawled out of a thousand year slumber to go feast on the children who didn't finish their gruel in the nearby town or some shit
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I swear to God having curly hair is a wonderful nightmare, I'm still trying to figure out a routine so some days it's like
"Oh wow, my hair is so beautiful and nice, this is doing wonderful things to my ego"
And others I just straight look like I crawled out of a thousand year slumber to go feast on the children who didn't finish their gruel in the nearby town or some shit
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The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
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Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~
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12/8/22: decomposing vertebrae harboring algal growth.
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