In Dumbo, there’s no daddy elephant. But there is a stork who delivers dumbo. The stork flies. Dumbo is an elephant, who somehow flies. Dumbo’s biological father is the stork.
Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.
saying you dissociate is lame. boring. played out. saying you feel like a video game character is cool. ambiguous. conversation starter. is shawty a gamer?
210 notes ·
View notes
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by
minte-pie
and here's what we found interesting.