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everyone should have a small man that they torture

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“I asked ChatGPT-“ well I asked the ceaseless watched and now I must FEED on the FEAR

@my-brain-is-rotting @hikaaa-bi

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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they’re saying the next popemobile will have machine gun turrets and be programmed to keep him alive at any cost

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do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

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I'm only seven episodes in this is what I'm picking up

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may i humbly request more worm holes on the worm wife?

since i've done one that my loved one can look at already, yes, absolutely <3

i honestly can't tell if this is gross, this isn't a fear i can wrap my head around

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Sorry for making a stupid brainrot meme do you still think I'm silly

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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

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say what you will about rednecks but man they know how to have fun

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lets all go FUCK here

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is anyone else's mental image of heinrich unheimlich heavily influenced by the rolling giant from the oldest view / irl or is it just me...

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Fr3ddy witnessed Colin talking to his cryptobro ex on grindr in a moment of emotional weakness and kill mercy him

Sure, why not

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Something is coming

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Accidentally mashed your actual name and your url together in my brain and for a split second i thought you were fratboymoments

That’s a scary alternate universe

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