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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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oi don't kare of monday's blue,, chewsday's grey and wensday too,,, thusday oi dawnt care about you it's friday oiminluv,,

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thanks wikipedia for making sure i noticed that johannes wierix couldnt draw a fuckin whale nose to save his life but goddamn if he didnt get that whale dick perfect

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empirestatebldg: Sure looks like @/lewishamilton had plenty of fun on 5th Avenue this morning

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big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings

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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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