mintycanoodles
mintycanoodles
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Elizabeth; 31, female, lesbean, a wretched dunce. this blog is of inconsistent quality.
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mintycanoodles · 1 month ago
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SINNERSSS 🧛‍♂️🥀🦇🧄🇮🇪
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mintycanoodles · 1 month ago
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id give my life for a mystery files unsolved episode about blues legend Sammy "Preacher Boy" Moore and the night of the infamously bizarre 1932 Clarksdale Massacre
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mintycanoodles · 2 months ago
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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mintycanoodles · 2 months ago
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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mintycanoodles · 2 months ago
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what if we went to a party and it was at the white house and there was a murder and kylie minogue was there (the residence is a fun show)
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mintycanoodles · 2 months ago
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It's the last day of April
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mintycanoodles · 2 months ago
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the three body problem has the extract antithetical vibe to contact (1997) starring jodie foster
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mintycanoodles · 2 months ago
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PLEASE CYBERBROS DRIVE YOUR TRUCK INTO THE NEAREST LAKE. DONT WORRY ITS A FEATURE
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mintycanoodles · 2 months ago
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mintycanoodles · 3 months ago
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Current Mood
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elizAugXVcI
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mintycanoodles · 3 months ago
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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways
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mintycanoodles · 3 months ago
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mintycanoodles · 3 months ago
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mintycanoodles · 4 months ago
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you know what really gets my goat?
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mintycanoodles · 4 months ago
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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mintycanoodles · 4 months ago
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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
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mintycanoodles · 4 months ago
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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,
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