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Artemis and Apollo are 1) archery gods, 2) twins, and 3) immortal so they definitely regularly just shoot each other in response to like, bad puns and other incredibly petty shit

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.

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helping your bestie shave

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voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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John being cold all the time (I’m projecting) and Oscar’s a walking furnace n he’s there to give me I mean give John cozy warm cuddles (I miss my wife)

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I think they should sing a little song together

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okay now that that malev part is public i can share my silly thoughts

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“why do you still put up with me?”

“i would put up with you in every universe.”