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I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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New Orleans ❤

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*Summoning Salt voice* “It turns out, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…it exhibits quite a strange property…”

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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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To begin with, it’s not what you'd call "gravy." Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the Trawlerman. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. Wigan was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very smack and barm that Wiganers invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this chippy exists, so will we.

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neowiganism. pey wet revival

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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one of my personal favorite tropes

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful