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Starters from Random YouTube Thumbnails

"Gary was right."

"Prayers healed my kidney stone."

"Your fear of being cringe is making you boring."

"She is actually evil."

"It's not drop shipping!"

"I bailed her out of jail on our honeymoon."

"Why are they running away from me?"

"Room for one more?"

"These games are trash."

"We've never been more in love."

"I lost my virginity to a ghost."

"A meteor hit the car."

"Jesus said I can be mean!"

"I'm a scammer now?"

"I want everything to stay the same."

"Elegant ladies never eat sandwiches like this."

"Pills?"

"Why do you have such a problem being polite?"

"Is that real?"

"It's not drop shipping."

"Open it like a man!"

"This was not edible."

"Shame on you!!!"

"He's crashing out."

"I feel incredible!"

"The wolf wants flesh."

"He finally woke up."

"She's safe!"

"Men could never understand our pain."

"Don't go into the cave."

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Alexander Grey @ Unsplash

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❝Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette.❞

Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single

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Richard Brutyo @ Unsplash

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Lady and the Tramp (1955) Starters

"It's for you, Darling. Merry Christmas."

"What a perfectly beautiful little lady."

"Notice anything different?"

"Uh, which way did he go? Which way did he go?"

"Well, now to dig up some breakfast."

"Hiya, handsome. Come to join the party?"

"I wonder what the leash and collar set does for excitement."

"You'll not be permitted to play with it."

"We've no need for mongrels and their radical ideas. Off with ya, now!"

"When a baby moves in... the dog moves out."

"That's the cutest little thing I ever saw."

"Darling, I've never seen you look more beautiful."

"I never saw ya look worse."

"If he wakes up, we'll never get away."

"On your way now. Mustn't miss your train."

"Oh, that wicked animal's attacking my poor innocent little angels."

"What are you doing on this side of the tracks?"

"What's the matter? Can't you read?!"

"Oh, so, I'm a liar now, am I?!"

"I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price."

"Now, tell me, what's your pleasure?"

 "It's a beautiful night, and we call it bella notte."

"Side by side with your loved one you'll find enchantment here."

"I should've been home hours ago."

"Not to change the subject, but, uh, ever chase chickens?"

"What ya in for, sweetheart?"

"We was only havin' a bit of sport, we was."

"Can't you see the poor kid's scared enough already?"

"Miserable being must find more miserable being. Then is happy".

"That's your passport to freedom, honey."

"He's a tramp but they love him"

"You're too nice a girl to be in this place."

"Why, some of the finest people I ever tracked down were jail birds."

"We'll gladly throw the rascal out!"

" Don't even mention that horrible place."

"I insist you pick him up immediately."

"Thank goodness I got there in time."

"We both know you've lost your sense of smell."

"If you'll just step into the parlor, I'll see about refreshments."

"You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say."

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❝Two dudes met. They fell in love. They lived. That's our story.❞

Adam Silvera, They Both Die at the End

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Ryan Zazueta @ Unsplash

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❝Literature is painting, architecture, and music.❞

Yevgeny Zamyatin

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Patrick Tomasso @ Unsplash

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Danganronpa: Toko Fukawa Starters

taken from introduction and free time events

"I'll never forgive you f-for being this nice to me...!"

"I don't mind if you...think about m-me."

"If it's r-really okay for me to have it, I'll t-tale it... But I'm not gonna g-give it back!"

"N-No, you're just trying to trick me! Trying to m-make me the butt of your joke..."

"Don't think it makes me h-happy or whatever. It's more a-annoying than anything..."

"Do you always give people p-presents when you pity them?"

"Th-Throw away your own trash! I'm not your trash b-bitch!"

"Why don't you just g-give me a letter filled with razor blades wh-while you're at it...!"

"And here I w-was hoping for a present from a boy who like me. I was stupid t-to get my hopes up..."

"I'd promised myself I-I'd stop having hope in anything. Why'd I go back on th-that...!?"

"Stop staring at me like I'm some filthy creature!"

"What? You wanna t-talk to me? Well, I can't stop y-you. So talk already!"

"I've already been h-hurt once before...I'm not gonna l-let it happen again...!"

"Come on, y-you don't really care about m-me..."

"Nng...! I'm blind! Your s-straightforward nature blinded me!"

"I'm not an idiot l-like you...!"

"I t-told you, didn't I? I write romance novels...!"

"Delusions let you fall in l-love as much as you want, even if you n-never do in real life!"

"It's okay. I'm used to p-people making fun of me..."

"Even someone like m-me has...gone on a date."

"Are you saying a girl like me n-needs a chaperone to go on a d-date!?"

"I've been t-trapped in here too long. There's nothing to do. The boredom's s-started killing me..."

"When I was in e-elementary school, I...fell in l-love for the first time..."

"I was too embarrassed to tell him h-how I felt directly. So instead...I wr-wrote him a love letter."

"And now I dug up TH-THAT terrible memory! It's all your f-fault! All this trauma...!"

"You're saying I sh-should take these feelings of anger and e-emptiness...and turn them into a novel?"

"If you lay a hand on me, I'll b-bite my own tongue off and choke o-on the blood! Till I'm d-dead!"

"I took your advice and s-started writing. I wanted you to be th-the first one to read it..."

"I bet you don't read anything b-but comics and books for k-kids..."

"I'll express my a-appreciation in the form of a p-poem!"

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Melody Zimmerman @ Unsplash

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Ava's Demon Starters Pt. 6

taken from chapters 31-33

"I can take 'em! I'll take them all on!!"

"I could set them on fire!"

"I was just telling your friend how incredibly lucky you all are."

"We've never see them so pissed before. It's kind of funny, actually."

"You're not gonna destroy this place, too, are you?"

"I've had enough of this clown."

"I guess there's always a price to pay for living at the top, isn't there, pals?"

"I remember something about this place."

"I figured...maybe you didn't have sympathy for us."

"My bad...didn't mean to call you 'weird'."

"This is what happens when you can't chill out for a second."

"All we have left are our memories, and those will die with us."

"That can't be right...maybe your memories are a bit crossed."

"You two told me I was crazy when I was right!"

"They're selfish to the core and don't want change."

"We would have to be crazy not to turn you in."

"What if I told you that I could help you break through the wall?"

"I won't lie...that sounds insane. And you friends seem to think so too."

"Are you sure you're capable of pulling off a stunt like this?"

"Isn't a scheme like this why you're in trouble in the first place?"

"Don't you get it? Me and you, we can do this together. You know we can."

"Are you suuure you're not someone important?"

"Are you crying cus you're scared of getting into more trouble?"

"We'll do all the breaking-in stuff. You just sit back and watch."

"The only info we have is based on rumors."

"It's a baby!"

"Well, that's it. They've officially lost their minds..."

"Guess you all gave them the hope they needed to start their family."

"There's a new home in that palace waiting for us."

"We'll have to leave around midnight so you all can avoid being seen."

"If you had killed them, we would have heard about their death by now."

"I think it even did something to her brain."

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Put your questions in the inbox and my muse's father will answer them!

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You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing You call me a freak like that means something Can't get your way, so you're sulking I think we know the rest, get it off your chest ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎I don't give a shit ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎I LOVE IT when you call me a BITCH

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Tommy van Kessel @ Unsplash

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The Game Grumps Play DanganronpaV3

Chapter Six Starters

"The secret to the perfect bowl cut is just don't sweat it, man."

"Sure enough, the school fucking blew up."

"I sure fucked shit up."

"Can a real human do this?"

"You don't even want to know where this finger is going."

"This complex is complex."

"Where is my pervert hat?"

"Think about all our dead friends and how lucky they are."

"There's a signature here that says have a great summer."

"I want to piss on things, just start marking my territory."

"I'm gonna tamper with the evidence while you're gone."

"Did someone say my fucking name?"

"I don't need to read, I just vibe."

"I've got some bad news about twitter."

"No one's going to see your cosplay, and no amount of exposed sideboob is going to change that."

"I knew you'd come here. You love books, you fucking dork."

"I'm going to find my memories. And I'm going to kill my memories."

"This library is more fucked up than ever."

"We will rescue her by killing her."

"I'll try on every single costume I can."

"I like this one 'cause he kinda looks sad."

"What the fuck does that button do? Does it make skull-shaped cookies?"

"Everyone else is sooo dead."

"So they put the wrong person to death. Whatever."

"I had someone pretty and cool to talk to."

"I don't need therapy. I just need a taxi."

"Just make sure you hit the right prostitute."

"I haven't had Taco Bell in like three years."

"We killed my girlfriend."

"Anything's a fucking possibility. Aliens fucking coming in and zapping everyone right now is a possibility."

"Why are you glowing?"

"Is anyone else hungry? Grab a Snickers."

"Man, I was looking forward to our funeral."

"You already told us nothing we did the last 28 hours matters."

"Try and cross the road now, motherfucker."

"That sounds like the ravings of a lunatic."

"Oops, there goes depravity."

"Is it voice activated?"

"Just keep pushing the button, dude."

"Don't call me baby."

"I was once up late on a discord call with a friend, just me and him, and all we were doing was just Australian accents for like an hour."

"I want to die. It's awesome. It sounds awesome."

"Kiss someone. Kiss anyone."

"What about this rope?"

"I feel like I just saw Joe Biden in there."

"Where does Bitcoin fit in all of this?"

"This is so much fucking stimulus my brain can't handle it!"

"They've gone to look at weird porn."

"Maybe we can spread misinformation on social media."

"Does anyone have a really high ladder?"

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I'm not afraid of getting OLDER ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎I'm one less day from DYING YOUNG