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the NHL: we’d like to end racism.
all of us: great, how?
the NHL: by ending it ❤️
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the one line from the lotr films that really gets me is faramir’s ‘the shire must truly be a great realm, master gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honor’. not soldiers, not kings, not wizards. gardeners. because a country where gardeners are beloved is a country without war, with peace, and that is what the series repeatedly shows we are meant to aspire to.
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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
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‘clair de lune’ by debussy but you’re wandering down the halls of your wealthy reclusive uncle’s grand and empty mansion trying to find who’s playing the piano because you haven’t seen another soul for weeks except your reflection in the mirror (youtube)
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me, knowing full well there’s a pandemic and shipping will take 3x longer than usual:
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tiddies so big call her boobonic plague
Hi there! I didn’t ask for this
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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold
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can you imagine wearing a boy’s hoodie…and the smell of his cologne lingering on it…or having a girl sleep in your bed…and her perfume lingering on your sheets…just think about that for a second, bisexuals
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If you made $150,000 every day since 33AD, Jeff bezos would still be richer than you.
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me: *is a living train wreck* yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)
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