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Nicky: so how’s the prettiest person in the world doing today?
Neil: Nicky please focus on the game
Allison *from half court*: I’m doing fine thanks
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Pain 🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃
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The next time someone asks “So, which one is the evil twin?”
Neil: Well, it depends how you look at it. Are you saying it in a “cool fun queer coded villain” way because then it’s Andrew. But if you’re asking it in a “one wrong step and they’d be a republican” way then it’s Aaron.
Aaron: I’m not a fucking republican
Neil: Thankfully, we have been taking the right steps and he took that as the insult that it was.
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Neil: I wish I could just sleep for forty hours.
Kevin:
Kevin: You do know that’s a coma right?
Neil: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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*After Baltimore*
Abby, cleaning Neil's burns: How would you rate the pain?
Neil: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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neil, a jock: okay so bro—
andrew: I had my tongue in ur mouth ten minutes ago do not call me bro
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Andrew: “Here, take this.” (*holds out his arm*)
Neil, confused: *grabs his hand*
Andrew: “The knife in my sleeve, you idiot.”
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