im like a middle-aged cajun man on the eve of 2020 the way im spiritually tethered to joe burrow jules_25_theythem_lesbian_main is kirbeby
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absolutely surreal to be of an age with nfl players in their primes. devonta smith was playing high school football in south louisiana the same years i was on a high school pep squad (mandatory) in south louisiana. i was classmates in college with people who were in high school with will campbell. like those are meaningless connections in the grand scheme of things but it does make me want devonta smith to get as many rings as his hands can fit.
#devonta smith is one player i hope stays an eagle forever#partially bc i dont wanna have to root for whatever team he ends up on#not to dox myself here lmao#louisiana players i love u#notice how lsu has brought nfl rpf the JOY of joemarr? geaux tigers baby#the yaoi volume and quality coming out of lsu is completely absurd#given the Way That It Is as a school...#brokeback bayou i guess...#gpoy
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via reddit user u/nfl: "you already the best running back in the world. i think you're the best player in the world."
#same game where they did their lil dance❤️#im pushing agendas now ive decided.#this was one game after the backwards hurdle btw. turning point for them#ACCORDING TO AJ HIMSELF.#i'll never stfu about this i promise🫶#saquon barkley/aj brown#aj brown/saquon barkley#philadelphia eagles#aj brown#saquon barkley#saj#fef#mgbr1#gpoy#vpoy
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1. got very high last night and had a stroke of genius irt saj (saquon/aj) so if anyone wants to hear more pls let me yap for a minute about my hypothetical superbowl season one-shot
2. just saw sa decribed as "husky" and. hey guys. im a lesbian 100%. but. i have a special thing about big guys. husky????? evocative compelling imagery there. tell me im onto something please
3. new unscripted episode wahhhhh i miss them so bad i wish it was like 30 minutes long. or the full 72 hours, uncut as god intended.
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Mr. Madden for the next drawing; Saquon Barkley
Alt Text: Can Eagles Fly???
This one can!
(Suggestion a player and I’ll probably draw them at some point)
CountdownDrawing: 21/99
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i dont wanna speak too much on the bengals bc idk them like that in truth but. legitimately the ownership there makes me sick to my stomach. your first round draft pick LEAVING mandatory minicamp over contract negotiations?? im so sorry joe burrow and ja'marr chase there's no hope i fear
#im straight up concerned for yall#like truly i hope it looks worse as a headline than it actually is#i want them to succeed i want them to win so BAD#but holy shit...#i did read an article recently#basically saying the bengals and eagles are following the same school of thought#irt paying players on either side of the ball#bc our defense is straight up rookie contracts and zach baun#as far as i understand it#it's the offense that gets money#and it has worked for us bc we got to draft defense#and our defensive coaches DEMONSTRATIVELY can raise players up from the mud to all pro#given time and care towards development#that's just pure extrapolation on my part btw but that's what makes sense to me#i just hope the bengals can find a way to succeed#despite like.. Tampering from their own ownership#crazy to witness ngl#cincinnati bengals#gpoy
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the key to making friends as an adult is getting so invested in a sports team like to the point that it makes you physically sick and then find like minded people
#THIS IS UNFORTUNATRLY TRUE#happened to me as soon as i turned 25 i swear on my life#it came over me like a disease
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that’s a very real possibility. like all jokes aside you might just straight up kill him on the field
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what i meant by these tags ⬇️

combed my youtube history in search of this clip and besties, i found it. anybody else having thoughts on the matter?
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combed my youtube history in search of this clip and besties, i found it. anybody else having thoughts on the matter?
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would anyone happen to have on hand a photo of saquon, as a result of the play, straddling a defensive lineman? i am vividly aware of the existence, but not location, of video evidence, so if anyone could aid in my search, it would be greatly appreciated.
#it's the stuff of dreams im so serious#look at sa man... so inspirational.....#saquon barkley#philadelphia eagles#mgrb1#fef#gpoy
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dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦♂️🤦♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going
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literally SO excited to get home from work. exciting mics: qoop edition AND game 1 of a pacers-okc final? im spoiled 🤭
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I don't think sports broadcasts should be allowed to advertise for sports betting platforms. It encourages gambling and makes it more normalised than it should be. Yes this is about hockey but I think it should not be allowed for all sports. No commercials or calling out odds in the middle of the game. Just let me watch without trying to get me to gamble.
#every nfl highlights video has a million people in the comments#talking about parlays and bets and people losing their money gambling#it's frankly insidious#and NOT funny EVER
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the fact that football(soccer) nba and nfl are the most watched sports but the least on tumblr is so telling about the demographics of this site
like theres a reason i get so angry at the people on this site talking shit about my sport and the game i love and its players LMAOOO you motherfuckers think max verstappen is a good athlete and balding hockey players are cute
#no seriously genuinely baffles me how few active nfl blogs there are#idk if the soccer girlies have all abandoned ship since 2016 but it WAS popping back then#and WOW for the ubiqioutous cultural presence of the nfl and nba#NOT a lot of bloggers#the american sports fujoshi population is critically endangered#WHAT could that be about do yall think.............#hm.............
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Rpf is never "over" because one of them gets a girlfriend. You know very little about the world, but that's okay... there is time to learn
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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl
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the eagles have their ring ceremony in JULY and not JUNE, N O W HOW ARE Q AND COOP SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED IF ITS NOT DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!
#genuinely heartbreaking news...#at least the qoop exciting mics episode came out (heh) during pride month#small victories 😔#qoop#fef
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