miouex
miouex
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im like a middle-aged cajun man on the eve of 2020 the way im spiritually tethered to joe burrow jules_25_theythem_lesbian_main is kirbeby
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miouex · 6 days ago
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absolutely surreal to be of an age with nfl players in their primes. devonta smith was playing high school football in south louisiana the same years i was on a high school pep squad (mandatory) in south louisiana. i was classmates in college with people who were in high school with will campbell. like those are meaningless connections in the grand scheme of things but it does make me want devonta smith to get as many rings as his hands can fit.
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miouex · 6 days ago
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via reddit user u/nfl: "you already the best running back in the world. i think you're the best player in the world."
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miouex · 7 days ago
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1. got very high last night and had a stroke of genius irt saj (saquon/aj) so if anyone wants to hear more pls let me yap for a minute about my hypothetical superbowl season one-shot
2. just saw sa decribed as "husky" and. hey guys. im a lesbian 100%. but. i have a special thing about big guys. husky????? evocative compelling imagery there. tell me im onto something please
3. new unscripted episode wahhhhh i miss them so bad i wish it was like 30 minutes long. or the full 72 hours, uncut as god intended.
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miouex · 8 days ago
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Mr. Madden for the next drawing; Saquon Barkley
Alt Text: Can Eagles Fly???
This one can!
(Suggestion a player and I’ll probably draw them at some point)
CountdownDrawing: 21/99
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miouex · 12 days ago
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i dont wanna speak too much on the bengals bc idk them like that in truth but. legitimately the ownership there makes me sick to my stomach. your first round draft pick LEAVING mandatory minicamp over contract negotiations?? im so sorry joe burrow and ja'marr chase there's no hope i fear
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miouex · 14 days ago
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the key to making friends as an adult is getting so invested in a sports team like to the point that it makes you physically sick and then find like minded people
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miouex · 14 days ago
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that’s a very real possibility. like all jokes aside you might just straight up kill him on the field
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miouex · 17 days ago
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what i meant by these tags ⬇️
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combed my youtube history in search of this clip and besties, i found it. anybody else having thoughts on the matter?
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miouex · 18 days ago
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combed my youtube history in search of this clip and besties, i found it. anybody else having thoughts on the matter?
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miouex · 19 days ago
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would anyone happen to have on hand a photo of saquon, as a result of the play, straddling a defensive lineman? i am vividly aware of the existence, but not location, of video evidence, so if anyone could aid in my search, it would be greatly appreciated.
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miouex · 19 days ago
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dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going
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miouex · 20 days ago
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literally SO excited to get home from work. exciting mics: qoop edition AND game 1 of a pacers-okc final? im spoiled 🤭
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miouex · 20 days ago
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I don't think sports broadcasts should be allowed to advertise for sports betting platforms. It encourages gambling and makes it more normalised than it should be. Yes this is about hockey but I think it should not be allowed for all sports. No commercials or calling out odds in the middle of the game. Just let me watch without trying to get me to gamble.
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miouex · 20 days ago
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the fact that football(soccer) nba and nfl are the most watched sports but the least on tumblr is so telling about the demographics of this site
like theres a reason i get so angry at the people on this site talking shit about my sport and the game i love and its players LMAOOO you motherfuckers think max verstappen is a good athlete and balding hockey players are cute
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miouex · 20 days ago
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Rpf is never "over" because one of them gets a girlfriend. You know very little about the world, but that's okay... there is time to learn
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miouex · 20 days ago
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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl
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miouex · 20 days ago
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the eagles have their ring ceremony in JULY and not JUNE, N O W HOW ARE Q AND COOP SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED IF ITS NOT DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!
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