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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

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Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit
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New York State Parks official IG posted about an owl they rescued but decided to use only the most wretched photos of this creature, including what EYE think is the best bird photograph ever taken

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she cries if I dont hold her, so I have to use my exercise bike like this
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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.
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