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Cute Valentine’s Day Starters
Feel free to make any changes !
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“Good morning~ I love you.”
“Give me a kiss. No wait…two kisses. No, three ki-”
“You’re the best boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/etc. ever.”
“They were out of roses, so I got you tulips. Because I love your two lips.”
“It’s not the typical Valentine’s Day present, but I hope you like it.”
“Uh..w-will you be my Valentine?”
“I didn’t know what to get you, so I brought chocolate, flowers, AND a huge stuffed animal.”
“I know I say this a lot, but…I love you.”
“*greeting with a kiss* Hi.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue…You will always be my boo.”
“I’m in love with you and I love it.”
“I love the presents you got me, but nothing compares to your hugs.”
Date Night
“I can’t believe you made this reservation months ago…”
“Aw! You didn’t have to get me chocolate/flowers/a giant teddy.”
“I’d be perfectly happy walking around and holding hands.”
“Oh no, it’s raining/snowing! Here, take my jacket.”
“I don’t mind being stuck in traffic with you.” / “I made us a playlist.”
“You look…amazing.” / “That suit/dress/etc. was made for you.”
“Today was perfect.”
“Are those chocolate-covered strawberries?”
“Dance with me.”
“Wow, there are candles and everything…”
Staying In
“I don’t care about the romantic stuff. Let’s just watch movies and cuddle.”
“Sorry I’m sick on Valentine’s Day…”
“Come here, and bring the blanket with you.”
“We can bake cookies! And put heart sprinkles on them.”
“I can’t believe we’re snowed in..”
“When the chocolate goes on sale tomorrow, we can clear out the store.”
“Seeing you look so cute in your pajamas reminds me of why I fell in love with you.”
“Are bubble baths romantic?”
“I set up the blanket fort. The password to get in is three words.”
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"I am the shadow that has overcome the light."
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the PHANTOM shot!!
fathered by cass
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* vine meme
a shit ton of lines from different vines.
‘ look at all those chickens. ’
‘ i’ve always wanted to do this! ’
‘ i fell down the stairs. i hate when nobody shares. ’
‘ can you tell me a bedtime story? ’
‘ bro, you can’t tell anybody. ’
‘ yeah, i’m good. i’m just happy for you.’
‘ dude, it’s like we kissed! ’
‘ TAKE THE PICTURE! ’
‘ oh, my god. we just locked eyes. ’
‘ yooo! ’
‘ you look upset. ’
‘ i got bit by a spider. it gave me superpowers! ’
‘ i’d be a unicorn. because no one believes in me. ’
‘ yeaaah, yeaaah. ’
‘ the only fitness here is me fitting this pizza in my mouth! ’
‘ well, i don’t have to do anything except pay taxes and die. ’
‘ girl, you look fierce today! WE LOVE IT. ’
‘ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? ’
‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’
‘ i’ll beat your ass if that’s a ticket. ’
‘ you want some vodka? ’
‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does. ’
‘ i smell like beef. ’
‘ you better STOP YELLING. ’
‘ your secret’s safe with me. ’
‘ and we are two very supportive guys. ’
‘ MY BEST FRIEND POOPED HIS PANTS! ’
‘ honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’. ’
‘ fuck you, that’s why! ’
‘ yeah, no shit, honey! ’
‘ today’s forecast. we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. fucked. up. ’
‘ is that a weed? i’m calling the police! ’
‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’
‘ i sneezed! ’
‘ i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party. ’
‘ hey, how you doing? ’
‘ i’m doin’ just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’
‘ oh my god, why can’t you just take the fricken compliment! ’
‘ and they were roommates! ’
‘ i wanna fucking die. ’
‘ you remember one time i liked you? ’
‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch. c’mon. ’
‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’
‘ he needs some milk! ’
‘ the yo-yo master did not answer. he just kept on yo-ing ’
‘ WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS? ’
‘ bored as sheeeet. ’
‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
‘ welcome back to me screaming. ’
‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. ’
‘ babe, are you serious? ’
‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room. ’
‘ NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! ’
‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD. boogie woogie woogie. ’
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captivusborn / aria
❛ exactly the point ! if they’re gonna b’ cuddlin’ wid me , they gotta be able tuh tough it out , y’know ? ❜
❝ You just launch people out of bed? ❞
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I’m here with my lil miracle boy so hit that like button for a starter.
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shuuniji / captain
“ha?” word drawn out, as upper lip curls and eyes bounce over to the short of the two. that’s not what he said, and he definitely does not recommend anyone doing it. a hand comes up to rub at the other’s head. “don’t follow my lead, kid. i don’t know what i’m doing.” says the actual one who was a captain for a 100 man team. “i mean, emotion wise. don’t follow my lead.”
It was admittedly a little bit crushing to hear his former captain tell him not to follow his lead on this. Kuroko had tried a lot of coping mechanisms in the past, but honestly not dealing with it was the only on that sounded remotely like something he would actually want to do. He had no idea what he was supposed to do now.
❝ But it’s the best plan I’ve got. ❞
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* CHARACTER INTERVIEW ! repost, don’t reblog.
NAME : kuroko tetsuya NICKNAME : kurochin, kurokochi, tetsu AGE : 16 SPECIES : human.
PERSONAL !
MORALITY : lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true . RELIGION : jewish SINS : greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath . VIRTUES : chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice . KNOWN LANGUAGES : japanese SECRETS : for someone who doesn’t talk very much he doesn’t have many
PHYSICAL !
BUILD : scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average . HEIGHT : 5’ 6" SCARS / BIRTHMARKS : none. ABILITIES / POWERS : he’s got not presence and might be able to teleport RESTRICTIONS : his powers stop working after forty minutes
FAVOURITES !
FOOD : vanilla shakes DRINK : vanilla shakes PIZZA TOPPING : bbq chicken COLOUR : blue! MUSIC GENRE : shitty hipster music BOOK GENRE : litatureate MOVIE GENRE : movies based on novels SEASON : summer CURSE WORD : fuck SCENT ( S ) : cinnamon
FUN STUFF !
BOTTOM OR TOP : HE’S A BABY. SINGS IN THE SHOWER : sometimes LIKES PUNS : yes
TAGGED BY : @forgerybuilt
TAGGING: @powerforwards @flameforgcd @incrown
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incrown // id: ???
greeter renders him some tongueless oddity, quaintness palpable insomuch it tilts him lopsidedly. impassable hindrance progressively overcome by persistence, his utterance seemingly unaccustomed to the amiability it tries, nonetheless encouraged, countenancing another.
❛ it’s a part of my role as the setter for my team.❜
Kuroko blinks and becomes very aware that he knows about other sports. Minus soccer which he had played as a kid, but still. Kuroko does not know what a setter is or how that title and role help a team. Color him intrigued.
❝ What is a s e t t e r? ❞
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jealousyridden // ???
yukako stood in place as the owner bent down and picked… tetsuya #2 up. she doubted the small animal was heavy, considering how small it was. it was too cold to bring a puppy outside, she thought to herself. she could see it shivering in his owners hold.
❝ you’re tetsuya #1, right? ❞ yukako inquired, debating whether or not she should take the owners offer. a hesitant hand raised ( she’s seen dogs this size and larger before, though she never gave them a second glace ) towards the puppy. noticing how happy the dog became once he scared behind his ear, she did the same thing.
The dog yipped excitedly licking her fingers. Kuroko gave her small smile as she did. Nodding in answer to her question. He was not asked that question very often. Usually people’s focus was on number two.
❝ Yes, I’m Kuroko Tetsuya. ❞
After a few moments Kuroko placed his fluffy little boy back on the ground. The dog ran over to her with a smile.
❝ I didn’t catch your name. ❞
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A collection of my beloved sonion.
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Come text Kuroko, his ic k!k is miraclebov like my url.
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Come text Kuroko, his ic k!k is miraclebov like my url.
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Come text Kuroko, his ic k!k is miraclebov like my url.
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❝ Boys are cancelled. ❞
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