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okay. Hiatus. If anyone cares.
Math exams have to be taken again. because I got an F.
Guess I'll see you guys some time during the summer?
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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
#oh steve rogers we're really in it now#also me and my classmate decided we'll pray to blessed Karl of Austria for the next 2 months to keep our sanity#praying to your lil favorite history guy is kinda nuts and I love it#especially when that guy is the former Austro-Hungarian Emperor.
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Police raid a weed growing operation watch his escape move!🤣
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I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself
#“the whole world will pay” is me at age 4 when my mom told me to put away my Legos because I needed to go to bed#that's also shitty Disney villain's origin story revealed in the second act before the big 3rd act fight.
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Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen
#holy fucking hell.#for south korea to team up with THOSE two? Nuts. for China to team up with Japan? Nuts.#the context being Korea getting butchered by the Empire of Japan and then China essentially helped the division to exist. woah.
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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?
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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
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Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.






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I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.
At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now
He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.
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