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a bad dream?

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

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Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real

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do you fuck with my unwritten story

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Friends, we have failed at our attempt to make Cracker Barrel woke, the primary goal of the left. Thus we must remake another classic themed restaurant in our image (woke). Here's my proposal:

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can i be your fuckable loser

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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!

You conserved 137ml of fluid!

You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!

The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!

Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!

The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!

Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!

If you jerked off now, you could save all of us

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what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

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Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

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the tgirl that's always prepared to haggle and concede what she wants when asking for attention from people is about to ask you the most minor and reasonable request for attention ever conceived but she's going to frame it like it's an unthinkable pipe dream, remember your training, tell her you'd let her live in your ribcage

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starting a collection of whatever this is

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Daily affirmations:

-I can make my OC a worse person

-I can make my OC more miserable

-I can make my OC more repressed

-I can give my OC more issues

-I can make my OC more self loathing

-I can give my OC new fears and insecurities

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Would you be ok with ur icon protecting you in a fight?