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#does any one else remember that study that came out in like 2015/2016 sometime around there#that said period blood was healthier to drink than normal blood#and all the lesbian vampire memes that came out of it (tags by butchlobotomy)

there's electrolytes and vitamins in piss so piss is healthier than water

"vampires should drink period blood cause you don't have to bite someone and why waste perfectly good blood" that's like saying humans should drink piss instead of water. like it's not exactly pure and fresh blood. there's all sorts of other stuff in it. anyone who is sucking on tampons is either desperate or they have a fetish. like I don't mean it in a kink shaming way I'm just saying it's not for everyone, you know?

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i'm such a big fan of laios using being well fed as proof that he's serious. like there's so many techbros & etc who will use not eating breakfast as proof that they're productive & just in general, the idea of being "too busy to eat" is getting more common (which is exactly what toshiro is doing here!) but laios is like. no. i'm so serious about this i'm thinking about what comes next. i'm so serious about this i'm making sure my body can do everything it can when i need it.

the fact that everyone in the party took care of themselves & carefully planned out their route & when they'd take breaks is what made them so successful. they always made sure to understand their limits

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please elaborate in tags :)

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Reddit is actually great because someone can be like “help me identify this floor tile” and someone actually identifies the floor tile. It was marble breccia by the way

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big if true

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when brains r like “today i will not brain” my brother in christ you are a brain

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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Can you stand up off the ground without using your hands?

While this ability seems very simple for some - there are many who can't do it!

Or at least, can't do it without some cracking and pain.

If this is you - here are some simple ways you can build up whenever you're standing up any way!

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?