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you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

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santa claus after mrs claus sends him a pussy picture from the back.

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It supposed to be like January 3rd still idk why we in a rush already

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I love this man!

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nothing has made me feel like an ancient grumpy crone more than the “using chatgpt for school is fine actually” sentiment among youths

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Its really funny that the word lesbian comes from the place where a famous gay lady lived. Like what if the word for gay men was just 'Greek'

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it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"

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10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

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Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

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Marx did not say that you have to 'jerk it'

were you there?

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLyd95mk/

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“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

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tiny pillow for George 🐈