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well, that was fast.
she expected the part about the city. that was practically a given and she also knew that given they aren't back in thedas with the blight and the gods tearing the world apart, there's time to actually talk. she slips into the seat opposite, arms folded neatly atop the table as her gaze drops to focus on the pattern of the wood. " That depends on what you mean by 'stuff'. Truthfully, you probably know far more than I do." such a thing leaves that complicated and sour taste in her mouth, one that never really went away all those years ago.
" I didn't learn that he was Fen'harel until about two years after we defeated Corypheus. And even then, he only told me so much before leaving once again." her gaze flickers to the prosthetic arm, the silver armor plating reflecting the light before meeting Anya's gaze.
" What sort of stuff did you learn? I don't expect that Solas was all too willing to tell you about his past."
Anya leaned back in her seat, hands behind her head. She looked casual, despite the fact that she had a fair few serious questions to ask.
❝ that is what they call me. from orlais to rivain, i hear. ❞ She said, with a wink and a chuckle, ❝ along with other things, like, you know, dragon slayer, archdemon killer, our only hope against the gods, and savior of treviso... viago especially. viago de riva especially says all those things. no lie. ❞
She sat forward again, picking up her coffee mug and swirling the contents, looking a bit more thoughtful for a moment.
❝ that said, uh... ❞ She added, ❝ yeah, i don't know what's going on here with this city or anything. and i never got a chance to talk to you about that wolf statue, either, so i was thinking maybe now might be a good time? did you know all that stuff? about solas? ❞
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“ Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but the maker wont let me die so I’m back ”
ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF - accepting
" I'm pretty sure the Stars aren't the Maker. They're more like the Evanuris." a long pause. " Technically speaking." but that was neither here no there!
" Would you like a drink? I'm sure they have some Antivan brandy in the Star Trail. A perfect way to handle death and resurrection, or so I've heard."
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ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“ Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“ Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“ Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“ They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“ Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“ Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“ Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“ What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“ I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“ I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“ The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“ Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“ If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“ I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“ My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“ There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“ You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“ I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“ I really do hate thinking. ”
“ In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“ I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“ Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“ Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“ So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“ Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“ The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“ Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“ The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“ I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“ Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“ What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“ Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“ RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“ Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“ My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“ It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“ Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“ How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“ I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“ You look so biteable today. ”
“ Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“ I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“ Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“ Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“ Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“ Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“ I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“ Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“ I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“ Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“ I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“ Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“ You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“ You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“ It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“ Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“ No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“ No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“ I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“ Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“ Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“ I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“ Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“ I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“ Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“ Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“ Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“ May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“ I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“ You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“ Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“ Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“ All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“ How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“ What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“ I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“ Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“ Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“ I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“ Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“ I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“ You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“ Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“ I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“ If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“ Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“ I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“ Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”
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100 Random Character Development Questions
001. When is their birthday? 002. Do they do anything to celebrate their birthday? 003. Does your character like coffee better, or tea? 004. Do they prefer being alone or with others? 005. Are they in good health? 006. What sense do they most rely on? 007. Is your character an optimist or a pessimist? 008. What is their favorite fairy tale? 009. Do they believe in happy endings? 010. Do they believe in love at first sight? 011. How would your character court the person of their dreams? 012. What makes your character embarrassed? 013. Have they ever been bullied or teased? 014. Detail one secret shame your character feels. 015. Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue? 016. What is their choice of weapon? 017. When does your character think that violence is justified or deserved? 018. Your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do? 019. If they could have a superpower, what would they choose? 020. What are their hobbies? 021. How do they display affection? 022. What is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen? 023. What do they consider beautiful in others physically? 024. What do they consider ugly in others physically? 025. What do they consider beautiful in others personality-wise? 026. What do they consider ugly in others personality-wise? 027. What is their idea of perfect happiness? 028. What makes them laugh out loud? 029. What sort of sense of humor does your character have? 030. Do they believe in the afterlife? 031. Are they superstitious about anything? 032. Does your character believe in ghosts? 033. Do they keep their promises? 034. What’s their view of lying? 035. What is the most important rule your character lives by? 036. How honorable is your character? 037. If your character saw someone drop a large sum of money and knew that they could probably take it without anyone noticing, what would they do? 038. What bad habits do they have? 039. What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person? 040. What is their obsession? 041. Are they comfortable with technology? 042. What is their greatest achievement? 043. What will they stand up for? 044. What disgusts them? 045. Does your character have any chronic medical conditions? 046. How do they handle getting sick? 047. What was the last medical problem your character had? 048. Do they have any allergies? 049. How does your character feel about growing old? 050. How does your character feel about their own mortality? 051. If they knew they would die tomorrow, what would they do today? 052. What is your character’s worst flaw? 053. What is your character’s greatest strength? 054. Does your character want power or authority of any kind? 055. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? 056. Has your character ever struck someone in anger? 057. Has your character ever killed anyone? 058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day? 059. List several phrases your character is fond of uttering. Where did they pick them up? 060. What is your character’s attitude toward education and learning? 061. Does your character prefer adventure or safety and security? 062. What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind? 063. How well does your character handle difficult people? 064. In what ways does your character annoy others? 065. Is your character better at leading or following? Which do they prefer? 066. Does your character prefer city life or being out in nature? 067. Does your character believe in fate or destiny? 068. How strong is your character’s sense of responsibility? What kinds of things trigger it? 069. What about your character is heroic? 070. What about your character is cowardly? 071. How kind is your character? 072. In a Dungeons & Dragons game, which class would your character be? (wizard, fighter, bard, priest, ranger, etc.) 073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) 074. What is your character’s favorite game? 075. Is your character ticklish? 076. How do they express anger? 077. How often do they cry? Over what? 078. How emotionally stable is your character? 079. How easy is it for them to read the emotions of others? 080. How easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions? 081. Is your character religious? 082. What are your character’s sleeping preferences? 083. What is the first thing they say and/or do when they wake up? 084. Describe your character in one word. 085. Describe your character in three words. 086. How would your character describe themself in one word? 087. How would your character describe themself in three words? 088. Is your character quiet or loud? 089. How vocally expressive is your character? 090. How bodily expressive is your character? 091. What type of music does your character like? 092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? 093. What is your character’s goal in life? 094. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to know. 095. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to do. 096. How do they move and carry themselves? What energy do they project? 097. How well do they adapt to change? 098. Does your character like animals? 099. Do they talk to inanimate objects? 100. Does your character dream? If so, what do they dream about?
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denial was expected. especially given how elaria had interrupted her research. a quick glance at the notes told her all she needed to know. she couldn't fault her for it– this place was like a gilded cage to many, a prison to some, and a home to a few. and she knows all too well the urgency at being pulled away at a pivotal moment back home.
and when it came to the wardens......well, she'll have to talk about weisshaupt eventually. but not now.
" No, they aren't. I wouldn't lie about something like this." of course, it's hard, having no concrete proof. and elaria wasn't privy to all the details, relying only on harding's and morrigan's account. but they were more than reliable. " My source knows a Warden who has a griffon as a companion. They weren't extinct, just hidden away in secret."
Ciara looked up, confused. She hadn't heard the woman approach, and she had the strangest feeling that something had changed since their brief meeting before.
Worrying at her lower lip, she looked back down at her notes and continued scribbling theories about this place and how to escape it. How to get back to Thedas--to the Wardens--which, if they didn't need her now, most assuredly would soon.
"That's impossible," she answered, finally, "Your source is mistaken. The Griffons have been extinct for generations."
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when her phone went off, alerting her to a new notification, what she found upon opening the messaging screen up was....admittedly the last thing she expected to see. the name was familiar enough but anyone could have that. yet it was the chess piece next to it that told her otherwise and upon reading each message sent, she was now absolutely sure of the sender.
to: Rook ♖ from. Lavellan
[txt] yes, I remember who you are [txt] it's good to hear from you rook, circumstances aside [txt] circumstances of which i can explain to you later if you wish to know [txt] i'll be right there
it'd be a lie to say the young crow's vocabulary didn't earn a laugh out of the elf, a lighthearted sort of humor. the location sent was a familiar one, a place she spent many days at during the summer. thankfully, the rest of her day was empty so it was up and off with perhaps far too hurried steps.
she's quick to spot rook but takes her time strolling over, pausing at the empty chair across the table as one eyebrow raises, lips quirked in a half grin. while curious to know just what they wanted to talk about, it would come soon enough. firstly, tjough–
" Well, if it isn't the 'super hot and sexy' young leader of the veilguard was in town. That's how you put it, right?"
She'd found her way to a coffee shop eventually. Which was good, because she needed caffeine and somewhere to sit down after all the walking she'd done, and she was finally going through her 'phone' that she'd been given. It had taken her a minute to get the hang of it, but once she had, she'd given over to scrolling through names to see if anyone familiar popped up.
Solas? That was the first one she noticed. She took a second to wonder if it was the real guy or someone with a suspiciously similar name, and then decided to utilize her block button, just to be safe.
Then she happened upon another one, and raised an eyebrow as she sipped her latte. She considered the messaging system for a moment, and then figured nothing ventured, nothing gained, and started punching in a text.
[To:] Lavellan [From:] Rook ♖
[txt]: so hey i think we've met before right with the wolf statue stuff and morrigan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [txt]: admittedly not a lot of familiar faces round here but if i am correct which i usually am would you want to get coffee and catch up or something because im dying out here and also i have some questions about some shit [txt]: its rook by the way you know the super hot and sexy young leader of the veilguard whos saving the world and shit you know me right right [txt]: anyway im uuuh wait i think i can send my location on this thing andrastes fat tits that ru;les [txt]: hold on im doing some magic bullshit [txt]: ~~~~~~~FWSHSHSHHSHSHS~~~~~~~ [txt]: [GPS Location]
@mirevasan
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" You're a Warden and though most of what has gone is.....a lot, I think you should know this, at least."
regarding what she knows now, much of it remains in an area that Elaria wasn't too keen on bringing up anytime soon. the thought of it alone makes her bones ache, ringing a familiar weariness she hadn't felt in the ten years since Corypheus was truly defeated. hardly any of it was welcome and that lingering anger from before had found its way back inside of her heart but that was a problem for another day.
yes, this was not meant to be a heavy conversation but something much lighter.
" The griffons have returned. In the north, at least." she speaks, a smile forming on her lips as she takes a sip of her drink. coffee, the strongest this place had on hand. " I was informed by a few colleagues that they still survive. "
@tainted-chains
#taintedchains#taintedchains 002#GOD THIS TOOK SO LONG i am so sorry i was just thinking of the perfect topic#and y not griffons
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i'm not too sure if i'll throw her into the event just yet (especially given gestures to veilguard) but it's been a hot minute and so while i gather older replies, consider this a starter call, capped at 3 but castmates are exempt!
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okay, now that i've actually finished veilguard (over 60+ hours but worth it) and it's been a bit over a week, i've decided to update elaria's canon point! due to it being spoiler content, i'm going to put the information under a read more, as well as properly tag it! now, it won't be too story heavy in regards to spoilers since it just focuses on what the inquisitor is doing during the 3 acts, but better safe than sorry!
firstly, as it's been 10 years since since the end of inquisition and the start of veilguard, elaria has aged, going from 31 to 41. and while it'll be a bit for me to make new icons from the caps i got, just be aware that she visibly looks more worn out compared to her youthful appearance in inquisition. also in the appearance department, while her left arm was taken by solas' to stop the mark from killing her. in the 10 year time-frame she has gained a prosthetic from the elbow down. as this isn't really explained/touched upon, i'm guessing it's a mix of magic and technology from the times
oh her hair is shorter now, moreso about towards her chin rather than it's previous long length!
after the gods are freed from the veil, the south also suffers their machinations. darkspawn and antaam alike are waging war on the south, and though the inquisition was disbanded, elaria was doing her best to keep the south from falling entirely. specifics of what has happened in the south are: denerim was almost entirely consumed by the blight, redcliff was overrun by darkspawn, denerim too consumed by the darkspawn as well, and numerous clashes between the venatori and the orlais armies occurred. during this, elaria was also able to reclaim skyhold from demons, which means after the inquisition was disbanded, it was left to stillness once more. however, as it's reclaimed, many people flocked to it for safety as they did 10 years prior
morrigan and harding relayed news to elaria of what happened in the north, so she knows of the major achievements and actions of the veilguard, especially the fall of weisshaupt, the gods actions, destroying ghilan'nain's blighted dragons, etc etc.
tl;dr basically once again elaria was at war in the south but this time because of the evanuris and the blight and shit was fucked for a hot minute!!!!
in regards to where her canon point is exactly, it is during act 3-- the final act-- during the mission One Last Breath (where she is in the safe zone with dorian, morrigan, and the like) aka before the final assault on elgar'nan, his archdemon, and eventually, solas
the inquisitor mentions that the venatori absolutely HATE her and that the superiors in the grey warden's ALSO don't like her which is kinda funny ngl
she also knows of isabela, whether or not in depth i don't know, but i'm going to go with vaguely to keep on the safe side as she mentioned needing to thank her for her help with her armada aiding forces in the waking sea
she has not had a vacation in the last 10 years girl send help
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THE ADVENTURE BEGINS ,
a sentence starter prompts list comprised of quotes from the d&d actual play fantasy high from dimension 20. please be advised that this list may involve topics including, but not limited to, murder, death, violence, and religion. change verbiage as needed.
she can’t have been that good an oracle if she didn’t see the storm coming
why would it be impractical to fight with a two foot diameter orb?
i don’t have a lot of friends even though i’m pretty social so that’s weird.
it’s not great that you’re doing this.
i can be your man on the inside.
why am i encouraging this? don’t do this.
try and tell me even one good bard that learned how to bard in school!
i’ve got a song called “my dad is a demon but he’s also a deadbeat.”
do you want this metal flower?
a hero is someone with the strength of heart, courage of spirit, and the might of will to go to strange lands and enact violence on things there.
a hero is a violent wanderer who enacts their will bloodily and with strange magicks upon the world.
does a hero truly stand alone?
the strength of the hero is the strength of the party.
never forget that the greatest magic of all is chronomancy, the magic of time.
where i’m from is the same place i’m going, buddy. nowhere.
god, i’m just like jesus!
you’re just another maternal figure that has let me down.
i am hashtag blessed.
it’s not your time. you have more work to do.
i met god and it was really disappointing.
you gotta not touch the body!
oh, don’t be spiteful!
i’ll put you in the ground before i let you kill me.
what do you think about rage?
i’m sorry, you’re a little freak and i love it.
i’m really mad but that’s okay because this song is about being mad and that being fine.
as the poets say, the heart wants what looks good.
there is no one in this world more important than you.
i actually met god and he sucked.
dude, i think your mom’s bi.
there is one law and only one law: the law of the blade.
now why did you draw steel last night?
your objective was to draw weaponry until it got less scary?
i have no use for dead men, only men that can make me richer.
i fear no one.
death, to me, is nothing more than a joke. when the time comes, i will jump into hell and kill the devil.
my dad is so metal.
are you starting a religion?
did you kill something with a ladle?
who can truly know what lives in the heart of another?
i need three cc’s of coffee!
you know, kindness begets kindness.
there’s no god. there’s no devil.
wind chimes are fucking annoying.
plant some trees or some shit.
if you’re not playing for your own team, how can you expect anyone else to?
the time is coming and it’s worse than you think.
maybe i should hit people more.
you and i were raised very differently and i’m realizing that now.
we are not going to get our security deposit back.
you have a ton of work ahead of you that in a more just world you wouldn’t have to do.
so i think i maybe accidentally started a war.
be careful on ships because when shit goes sideways there’s nowhere to go. it’s just ocean.
when push comes to shove, i imagine you’ll make the selfish choice.
i’m glad you’re alive.
you always got to be kind, you always got to try your best, and there is no sense in being a fucking pushover.
you have to fucking pull yourself together.
fuck. i should’ve killed that dude.
quit it, dad!
the only thing special about you is that some god decided you were special randomly!
you’re not clever enough for the library, and you’re not brave enough for the world.
your father’s more man than you’ll ever be.
so unlovable that your father would rather go to hell than stay with you.
you might have a jail cell waiting for you.
it’s really bad!
having panic attacks is not a character flow. you are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition.
i came here to fuck shit up and help children.
did you kill god?
recreation is the highest form of self-medication.
the heart and soul of magic is having a good time.
so you’re a god now?
bad things happen to good people because things happen all the time and it’s up to the people to determine whether they are bad or good.
in the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you mortal beings are the instrument by which the universe cares.
if you choose to care, the universe cares.
what is a god worthy of worship?
i had a whole plan! i did everything right!
everything in this world is bullshit, but understanding how is the key.
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hi i beat veilguard and i am ready to do such a needed revamp
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" It's alright– I've been doused in worse." in all honestly, water was much, much more preferrable than the blood of demonic creatures and ash. and mud. she remembers how not even the unending rain of Crestwood could wash off the gunk that stuck to her long after it ceased.
seriously, she was picking out fragments of bones from her hair for at least an hour after returning to Skyhold.
" Maybe keep the daydreaming to a minimum when on the job, yeah?"the suggestion is given as she wrings out the lower half of her shirt. " Not so many people would be as forgiving as me."
Sal was humming to himself as he watered the flowers outside of a quaint cafe. He took on plenty of odd jobs to make an extra bit of dust, but this kind of simple job was one of his favorites. ...He wondered if working in a cafe would be as ideal as he imagined it...or maybe not..
As he became lost in his thoughts, his movements wandered, and before he knew it he was watering a complete stranger!!
"Oh shit! I'm so sorry!"
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" It was surprising to see the last minute rush for costumes.....I didn't know Halloween was such a popular holiday for the humans." she's seen more bats on windows the last week than she has in caves.
" Not to mention the sales on candy.......I saw a small child with a bar the same size as her."
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i meant to post this like a week or so ago before getting double debuffed but in regards to that good ol fun Anchor on her hand, she may every so often double over in pain from it deciding to act up but due to the way powers work for her currently in group, nobody is in danger of getting caught up in a discharge from the anchor!
it just hurts her!!! fun!!!
#so like if at any point in a thread she just acts like she got stabbed with a rusty chainsaw??? it's just her hand no worries happens all#the time
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" I'd say ask Cullen for the details but I promised not to tease him too much about it." which she's being very good about, mind you! " Plus, I'm sure Dorian's already had a go at it."
" Did the ' forces that be ' ever consider the fact that I'd like to rest? I haven't been able to sleep in for years now!" a roll of the eyes. " True. And how knows, maybe another ancient god will walk into this place. Maybe Solas could finally have some company in the woods then."
"Well, shit. So that's how it happened. No wonder they're kissing each other now." Snort.
"No rest for the wicked, Inquisitor. If it wasn't for my luck, I wouldn't have anything interesting to write about."
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All of my dragon age inquisition companion portraits together 🥰
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" Especially for a retired Commander. Just last month did we have to deal with red lyrium but he resisted the song. It helps that Hawke is there to look after him."
" Oh gods, don't jinx it. Though with you here now, maybe some of that divine bad luck will kick in. "
"Poor Curly has his work cut out for him."

"Not that I want him back on lyrium. But still, what's up with that? The people here need a rift patched up? Starting another ancient darkspawn cult?"
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