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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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made this video as a followup to lamenting about how i have a very unmonetizable type of fame and i have for the past 10 years and this was my favorite comment i got on it

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

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reblog to headbutt previous blog like a kittie cat 🐾 miauw mau meow

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I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

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>be HOA

>we have to buy a super expensive key card reader for pool access and replace the mechanical one

>that way we can deny entry to people who don't pay their dues. it will save so much money

>it breaks after a literal year and has to be replaced

>it got water in it

>pool

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puppygirl who plays a lot of rhythm games so u have to pet her on beat and call her a perfect girl or else she starts getting upset

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Call me crazy but I don't want to live in a world where all human thinking, ingenuity, and creativity have been replaced by an averages machine.

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because you had a bat day

you hang upside down

you echolocate just fly all around

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.