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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
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partner convinced me to cosplay alma monhun at the next comic con because i look like her ig
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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literally put your boobs away theres a yellowfin tuna.
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the problem with "tumblr is dying add me on discord" is that posting on tumblr is like jovially walking down the street chatting to no one in particular and dming on discord is like having a sleepover conversation with one specific person both are good but theyre not substitutes
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime
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sometimes u gotta be like โ okay โ & leave that shit alone
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That 40 min walk to nowhere particular Will save your life
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