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My uncle just sent this to me

He understands my level of humor

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

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love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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I need to take away his spring in the mornings. he won’t eat if he sees the spring first, all he wants to do is play with spring. my boy is withering

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All of the Powerpuff Girls villains are in a Discord server. Mojo Jojo is the head mod

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welcome to the crab, shadow.

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I'm not learning to tailor my fucking clothes stop sending links. If they don't make clothes that fit I simply will not buy them. They should just sell clothes that fit. And if not I will continue to wear my sweatpants

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i've been saying this meme aloud to my friends and family for years now and i realized i never put it into text format so i'm subjecting you all to it.

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We need to bring back the athletics body type post

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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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I love the ending to the Truman show like "we don't see what happens after he goes through the door because it's none of our business" like yes yes YESSS I love you Truman show