mis4dv3nture
a circle of hell
18 years and feeling like 81
- professional raintom enthusiast -
MDNI -
they/she -
hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage
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I know that you've been dreaming
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“imagine liking men” okay!! *gets so horny i pass out*
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Lucifer: *wanting to do something nice for alastor*
Lucifer: So I went through my archives… 😗 your mother has never been to hell so she’s probably up above… 👆
Lucifer: 😬Your father on the other hand… yeesh… didn’t last 2 days in hell got eaten by an oversized fish.
Alastor:
Lucifer: 😐 *nervous sweats* I overstepped your boundaries agai-
Alastor: That is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever done for me. I don’t know how I can ever repay you.
Lucifer: 😁 Don’t mention it haha! daddy issues am I right???
-Later-
Alastor: …….. Niffty how would one go about killing god?
Niffty: 🙂 A bottle of turmeric 3 buttons and a very large can of paint
Husk: 👁👄👁 wut.
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That one bat eared ghoul
Tip jar
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I swear I'll start uploading porn fics again as soon as I'm done with this misery
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Ok Alastor, you don't need to go that far!! Those dogs just want to play with you not bite you!! So please stop taking the gun every time you see them!!
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Shout out to the time Swiss took what looked like a devastating fall off his platform, and then he tweeted “I meant to do that.”
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Level 1: Porn with plot
Level 2: Porn with social commentary
Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications
Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos
Level 5: Porn with math
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Some smut authors: Oh no, I don't want people to tell me if they jacked off to my work, that feels too personal.
Me: Hey yeah if you could tell me what part you busted the fattest nuts over that would do so much for me and encourage me creatively in a big way.
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Get to know you
Last song I listened to: Class of 2013 by Mitski (I'm okay I swear)
Currently reading: Il fu Mattia Pascal by Luigi Pirandello (trying to fight reader's block)
Currently watching: I keep rewatching and rewatching hazbin hotel. somebody help me.
Currently obsessed with: mitski, ghost, maths, hazbin hotel and philosophy
tags: @jesusbutbetterrr @phantomsboyfriend @hypnoneghoul @anyone who wants to do it
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