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Guardians of the Galaxy looks good

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EXCLUSIVE rehearsal footage of Sweden just leaked

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Me when I try to sing all parts of Bohemian Rhapsody by myself:

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Australia sending actual good singers like this is a singing contest or something

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friend: dont be overdramatic

me:

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Bless the people on my dash trying to do their regular blogging while the rest of us are just…

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We Germans are great at recycling. That’s why we stick to sending the same act in a different packaging every year.

So please enjoy this year’s edition of “nice girl singing a forgettable song”

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someone: my favourite holiday is christmas!

me, an intellectual, my head adorned with a silver star and with a pink feather boa draped around my shoulders, covered in sequins and rose petals as golden rain falls behind me and the shirtless hunky drummers who follow me around 24/7: my favourite holiday is Eurovision

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Eurovision victories

Fake victory: getting first place. True victory: becoming a meme. Petty victory: getting more points than your neighbors.

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Good to see Italy honouring our Lord and saviour Harambe

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when epic sax guy comes and saves us from all the ballads:

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The finale is here!

Eurovision time!

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them: “portugals song is so boring”

me: “pOrTuGaLs SoNg Is sO BoRinG”

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omg, the swedish commentator just dragged them.

“Todays theme is diversity, that’s why they choose three white males to be the hosts”