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After a dozen years on tumblr.. I will be deleting this fucking app because the ads are playing sounds with no option to mute even in settings. So byye

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The “antifascists at the ballot box” types want you to accept genocide as a political norm and this is why their claims of being against fascism are hot bullshit.

“We must accept the genocide of an acceptable scapegoat for a greater good.” This is Nazism. I am surrounded by Nazis. I don’t trust any of you.

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

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Literally one of the best tweets ever

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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit

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This is what Israelis will sound like in a decade btw

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She's fucking right. Also y'all should stop interacting or buying or watching any Harry Potter related shit.

Let jkr disappear from the public discourse. Let her go back to the fucking pit she crawled out of

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According to Bloomberg, the bankruptcy of Israel's Eilat port is attributed to the Yemeni resistance's blockade of ships attempting to aid Israel amid its ongoing genocide in Gaza. Despite efforts by the U.S.-UK coalition to counter Yemen's blockade in the Red Sea, Eilat port remains largely out of service to this day.

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noncon friendship

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the funniest sports bit right now is the Chicago White Sox on twitter after they lose again

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Finding out that World Athletics pays $100k every time a new world record is set so so Mondo Duplantis has just been setting it 1cm at a time from 6.17m to 6.25m in the past 4 years is so funny??? Finessing 1 million dollars 1 cm at a time even though he can clearly go higher at one shot???? #respect