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My ideal Star Wars movie would be a nature documentary of cute space critters narrated by the robot from Rogue One, who clearly knows nothing about nature and is making the descriptions up as he goes along.

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Enter the year you were born on the gif area and post what you get.

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good idea: the “band of misfits becomes like a family” trope but they’re all gay girls

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Pre-exam anxiety sketches ( and I fucked up and I don’t have an eraser ) - so I had to draw over with a pen cause I didn’t want to just leave the drawing looking slightly distorted in my sketch book -

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Heterophobia doesn't exist, just like reverse racism doesn't. That is because straight/cis ppl are not a marginalised group and therefore are not systematically oppressed...

I keep thinking about that straight girls in gay bars post and so here’s a list of things that straight people have done to me or around me in gay bars

I ask a pretty girl if she wants to dance. She looks at me with disgust and says, “I’m not gay” in the snottiest valley girl voice I’ve ever heard. 

A short greasy dude will not leave me the fuck alone at the bar. I tell him multiple times “I am a lesbian.” He says, “me too” and in the same breath tells me I’ll like it if I try it. When the guy steps away to talk to his friend, three gay men surround me and buy me a drink and swear to keep him away from me for the rest of the night.

2am, drunk, cheering on my favorite local drag queen on stage. A contestant from Dr*g R*ce is in the audience, hanging out, supporting her friends. The straight girls next to me spot her and start shrieking at the top of their lungs and trying to get to her. Security escorts the contestant elsewhere so no one could get near her. Not a single straight person in the audience tips any of the performing queens. 

I’m by myself on the dance floor, feeling myself to Bey, as you do. A man comes up to me and starts dancing. After a minute, he starts grinding on me and tries to kiss me. I put my hand in his face and tell him I’m a lesbian. He says something very vulgar that I don’t completely remember because I was drunk af. I tell him to fuck off and I leave the dance floor completely. I end up on the patio with a beautiful butch girl and when I tell her what just happened, she offers to beat him up for me. 

A girl with a bachelorette party, telling me, with complete seriousness, that she was just discriminated against at the bar for being straight. What happened? The bartender didn’t pay attention to her immediately and she had to wait “forever” for her drink. 

Related: Almost every negative review of my favorite gay bar is by a straight person. At least half of them claim that the bartenders or bouncers discriminated against them. 

And then this one isn’t bad, it just made me laugh when it happened 

Guy: hey can you ask the bartender for a drink for me? They usually pay more attention to girls Me: oh baby not here they don’t lol Guy: ?? Me: This is a gay bar, sweetheart Guy: I… oh… *looks at the shirtless male bartenders, the go go boys, the rainbow flags, the drag queen behind me, the glitter everywhere* *walks away in a daze*

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I mean it was a choice between two evils,but not like 2 demons... more like a mosquito and orange satan

Hillary Clinton slams Trump for silence on torture of gay and bisexual men in Chechnya

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I’ll lose my breath for you , And I don’t want it back ~~

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Straight trans people are....non existant...T stands for T-rex now...

If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

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Austrian recipe: fuck it, let's put in some organs! Liver, lung,heart who gives a shit!aaaaaallll the organs.... no? Ok then let's fry it instead...

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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just to recap in terms of Marvel’s biggest superheroes in the comics right now

Captain America is now a black man

Thor is now a female breast cancer patient

Spider-Man is a half-black half-Latino teen

Ms. Marvel is a Muslim teen

Blade is now an African-American teenage girl

Ghost Rider is Hispanic

Wolverine is now a woman

and the Hulk is now an Asian-American guy

hopefully the movies will take a hint from the comics and realize diversity is a good thing

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I love how the Carmilla fandom is slowly rising from the dead now that season three is getting close

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Carmilla rehearsals today

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*finds a Pokémon in front of a Vincent Van Gogh painting*

Pokémon Gogh.

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rescue me

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I'M LOOKING FOR MY CLARKE

Okay, so, today was Barcelona’s pride parade and, of course, I went. I was wearing a gay flag with Lexa’s infinity tattoo drawn in it and “Jus drein jus daun” underneath it. Nothing special about that. The thing is, when the parade was starting, a girl came to me and told me the “In peace may you leave this shore, in love may you find the next, safe passage on your travels until our final journey on the ground. May we meet again.” and then she ran away (did my face scare you away or something?). Anyways, I was trying to find you again after that during the parade and the postparade party, but I had no such luck. Anyways, I have no idea if you have tumblr, or what your name is, or where you are from or even what you look like (a part from beautiful), because I didn’t get to ask you and my memory is like shit. I don’t think you’ll read this or anything, but I thought I’d give this a try, so… If you guys can help me or something, you’d maybe help me save my gay heart.

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imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with