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ftm (female to muppet) hormone therapy

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Pool # 27 -  Ann Goldberg , 2016.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

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their polyamorous swag

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

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Spring Light. Made by Stephanie Wilds.

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kissing you on the forehead

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I am arceus’ most sexy and powerful warrior

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