heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate
“Let me get this straight. I, a Fae, have spent LITERAL CENTURIES studying the subtle arts of deception, glamour, deceit, and misdirection, and you, a mere human, can just stand there and say things that are untrue?!” “Yeah, that’s about right.”
ID: Jasper, a handsome but silly young cat with a white body and deep brown points and wee white toesies, sits on the floor. His eyes are wide and blue and innocent. The bowl on the floor is as empty as the heart of the human who has not fed him yet.
"Are you hungry?" asks the human.
He looks in his bowl, looks about. He yowls in dismay. It's a pretty normal yowl.
"Really???"
"Aaawooo-waooooowuhhh," the cat explains, sullen, voice growing louder and more articulate, still looking around.
"Really? You're just so hungwy?"
The cat then looks right into the camera, expression absolutely desolate, and REPEATS HIMSELF. He ENUNCIATES. His little lips, horrible lips, try to shape WORDS.
"AAAWOOO-WAOOOOOWUHHH."
There is a startled silence during which he goes to walk off-frame, changes his mind, and goes the other way.
The human, who is pretty sure they have just been called something really unflattering, can only summon a "...Wow."