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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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who up hg-ing they duo?

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LOCKING THE FUCK IN!!!!

I'm playing Balatro again. I need to lock the fuck in.

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I'm playing Balatro again. I need to lock the fuck in.

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come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

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This is getting traction again, I need yall to know what the fuck was going thru my mind when I made this.

Imagine for me if you will: It is October 2023, and you have just got home from college for the day. You are doing chemistry homework (which you fucking hate don't understand. You never will, btw.) with a Cellbit stream in the background. You look down at your phone and see the word Kameto in the qsmp chat box. You desperately try to finish your chemistry homework. You are paying more attention to minecraft. (Maybe this is why you don't understand chemistry).

This island is a fucking mess.

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The urge to change my blog name vs. my blog name being lowkey iconic to me.

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Once the friend of a friend of my mom's was visiting Rio and she saw Sugarloaf Mountain and she wanted to impress her taxi driver with her knowledge of Portuguese, so she said in Portuguese "Look, Sugarloaf [Mountain]! It's very big!".

Unfortunately, English native speakers have a hard time making the "ão" sound correctly since the sound doesn't exist in English, so instead of saying "pão de açúcar" (literally, bread of sugar), she said "pau de açúcar." Now, "pau" technically just means "wood," but it's also, unfortunately for her, slang for "penis."

So to the driver what he heard was "Look at the sugar dick! it's so big!" and he almost crashed the car from laughing so hard.

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Once the friend of a friend of my mom's was visiting Rio and she saw Sugarloaf Mountain and she wanted to impress her taxi driver with her knowledge of Portuguese, so she said in Portuguese "Look, Sugarloaf [Mountain]! It's very big!".

Unfortunately, English native speakers have a hard time making the "ão" sound correctly since the sound doesn't exist in English, so instead of saying "pão de açúcar" (literally, bread of sugar), she said "pau de açúcar." Now, "pau" technically just means "wood," but it's also, unfortunately for her, slang for "penis."

So to the driver what he heard was "Look at the sugar dick! it's so big!" and he almost crashed the car from laughing so hard.

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sorry, i thought we all liked that fictional woman because she sucks

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Demigod Pac technically canon in Arkanis!!!!!!!! I fucking won!!!!!

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For the MCTY CRK thing could you do Fit and Pac :O

Hi! This was the first ask I saw today and so I did not take Fit seriously

Fitbrave MC has every disease but I love him very much

On a more serious note: here is Pac as Black Sappire cookie!

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omg mine cut his hair AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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Does anyone wanna play touys with me? :D

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Y'all ever think of q!Tazercraft?

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Update: Found out I like apple mango soju.

Hey, so, apparently, being of legal drinking age doesn't make alcohol any less nasty??