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where in the HELL did that horse come from

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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This is probably different for different people but for me personally ADHD feels like if you can only carry a cup of water across a room if you’re juggling with your other hand

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You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

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also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!

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fantastic things can happen in your inbox, like currently someone is writing a novel on why they don’t think my ship is canon with episodes and time stamps and I’m going to continue daydreaming about them fucking because ​I have the power of my sick perverted mind idc what happens in canon that’s not real to me

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It's been a long time coming but here's my interpretation of Smaug as a cat :3 the 3rd image is inspired by @hobbitunderthemountain ficlet which also gave me a push to finally draw this entire thing, highly recommend you check it out!

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Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, warrior, reclaimer of kingdoms, called a dragon a slug to its face - currently getting lectured by his tiny husband because he used a metal spatula on a non-stick pan

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incredible........

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On their way from Mirkwood☝️

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time