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Genuinely baffling how most people are willing to take actions to help nature, just..not the right ones

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That's not fair.

(If you want to see me vent I'm on tiktok, @cryingbard)

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I am That I am (a furry)

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I have the kind of NPD where I am fully confidant I could rule a small nomadic kingdom

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THE WRITERS FOR WWDITS ARE TALENTLESS HACKS I COULD FIX YOIR SHOW FOR YOU GIVE IT TO ME

What a fucking dissapointing end to Guillermos story arc. Holy shit.

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Never fucking trust a show that depicts abuse to handle the story line well. No matter how well they set it up. People can depict abuse. They dont know how to resolve the situation in a way thats empowering and not victim blaming or excusing the abuse. Im sure there is some things out there that do a good job but the amount of media that just amount to empty promises is astounding. This is why i have to write my own shit. I am furious

What a fucking dissapointing end to Guillermos story arc. Holy shit.

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What a fucking dissapointing end to Guillermos story arc. Holy shit.

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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Please don't chase wild animals, not even for therian or kin reasons. Especially not native animals, who often are already facing conditions that are causing species decline. You might not think it's that big of a deal, but each species is made up of individuals, and individuals need that energy you're taking to survive. Taking off to fly and running are NOT leisurely activities, especially not since these animals know that if they falter they could die. Stress can even be enough to kill small animals, too. You also DO NOT KNOW if that animal is protecting babies or otherwise has babies around - there are plenty of stories of small animals being stranded away from their young because some dog chased the mother away. It's actually illegal in some areas to even let THERIFORM dogs chase wildlife for these reasons (and because many dogs will kill them if they catch them).

You can rest and have the luxury of not being predated upon while resting. They do not have that luxury. Be kind to your local wildlife!

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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Why the official page post this though

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i had to make a solution for this for myself, mostly because of depression, but it makes a nice How To for folks who are low on spoons or could use some help in the kitchen.

Fortunately i was a professional cook for over a decade. UNfortunately the first post i made explaining it was suuuuper long. Let's see if i can do better

So you select any protein that you can cook in a frying pan -- chicken breasts, ground beef, pork chops, sausages, steak, chicken thighs, whatever. You also select one or two types of veggie (mushrooms or tubers also work, i just did this with potatoes and carrots for dinner tonight).

[i like cooking for vegetarians, but this is how i cook for myself when i'm low on spoons - perhaps i'll do another post for meatless meals]

You'll also need some kind of oil, and a sauce or two of your choice in a bottle. All cooking gear is a large frying pan with lid (i prefer non-stick) a spatula, a cutting board, and a knife.

You cut the veggies into bite size pieces, cut up enough for two meals. One kind of veggie is fine, or you can do mix two or three

Put frying pan on medium heat with a little oil. Tubers or mushrooms or go in the pan a few minutes before the protein. 2 portions of the protein goes in the pan, about 5 minutes with lid (don't worry you can still get a good sear on both sides)

Now flip your protein if it's flip-able and add normal veggies, put the lid back on another five-ish minutes.

Take your protein out and put it with one portion of the veggies in a microwave safe container. That's going to be your lunch tomorrow. Put the other portion of protein on a plate to rest (you have to let a cooked protein sit a couple minutes before you serve it or when you cut into it all the juices run out and it goes dry - the liquids thicken as it cools, preventing this drying out if you let it rest, the goal is to serve it very warm but not hot hot)

While it's resting, pour some sauce from your bottle in the pan with the rest of the veggies and turn up the heat. A single sauce/bottle is fine, i like to get fancy and mix a couple. Two examples of personal favorite mixes are 1: bbq sauce and a hot sauce like sriracha 2: roughly equal parts low sodium soy sauce and worcestershire (makes something similar to a teriyaki sauce) A swallow of wine is almost always a great option if you want to add that to your sauce too, just add it to the pan before the other sauces so the alcohol has time to burn off.

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Here is the important bit. While your veggies are finishing, wash your cutting board and chef knife. Then when you dump your veggies and sauce over your protein on the plate, while it is still too hot to eat, you wash your frying pan and spatula before you eat. Now the only dishes you have left to do are your plate and fork. Maybe a steak knife.

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The whole thing takes about 35 minutes even with washing the dishes, and that includes your lunch for the next day- just pour a different sauce on and stick it in the microwave for a couple minutes (or five minutes back in the frying pan) and you have a full healthy lunch with a different flavor

You can use this technique every single meal and it yields hundreds of combinations, from pork and potatoes bbq, to salmon and broccoli teriyaki, to chicken and zucchini in a soy glaze.

It will keep you down to less than an hour of kitchen time per day total for both lunch and dinner including all dish clean up, uses the least dishes, the least effort, requires the least technique, and is, depending on what you pick out, very affordable

here are a couple more examples from this month; i didn’t take pictures of the salmon i did recently, but you get the idea

it's not super fancy, but it is easy, affordable, quick, and any flavors you want. Hope this helps some folks

Happy Cooking!

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Its National Coyote Day! I look to them as my guiding animal, a true spirit of resilience, resistance, and growth. Every day I am grateful to embody and honor them.

Need some Coyote Courage? Both availiable as medium and large prints here.

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I hate the shit where people are publicly bragging about never having used chatgpt and acting like that makes them better than people who have when like.

There was a time when we did not know what a monster it would become and it was just a cool new tech that was out. It was a neat thing that you didnt happen to try before the information got out that it was harmful. This does not make you morally better or intellectually superior to people who found out about a neat thing and then did try it.

And acting this way kinda creates a divide between people who have used it and its like. Ok why would they stop now if you have made it to be Good you have to have Never Used it, and since you Have you have now Sinned and are Unclean

In fact I think it shows more strength of character if you did use it and like it but you chose to give it up because you learned it was harmful. If you never used it you arent giving anything up actually.

Furthermore people who have used it have insight into how the bot works and what things written by the bot look like. I feel like I am better at spotting things written by chatgpt because I used to rp with it a lot when it first came out. I have identified things as likely to be bot that my friends who havent used it as much did not recognize as quickly. And even if you can recognize it when you haven't used it, that information for how to recognize it was originally spread by people who have used the bot and had enough familiarity with it to tell other people what the signs are. And each persons insight on that is valuable depending on what they used it for because I have noticed it has tells that it uses in fiction that aren't present in other kinds of writing it does.

in conclusion stop being annoying and get off your high horse. lol

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In theory I’m an asshole, in practice I’m a people pleaser

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awww

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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.