mischievous-gremlin-noises

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

So smol

(via)

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

@importantcatpics

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

this is approved

now i have to write like 15 fics on this idea alone

Transfem septimus. There is much to think about

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

thats a mood

i melt in heat above like 79 degrees F 26 degrees C

Moon. Moon, why are you draping your tail over that bottle. What is this position. What are you doing, Moon.

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

wearing a mask can help with that if its too overwhelming :)

i have sensory processsing disorder and sometimes smells get too much and for me wearing a mask helps with that

after a lifetime of partial loss of smell, my olfactory senses appear to be spontaneously regeneration—and i cannot stand it. you people actually live like this???

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

awww its moon!!

moon why are you sad you look sad do you need chin scritches?

Moon. Moon, why are you draping your tail over that bottle. What is this position. What are you doing, Moon.

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

my most sincere condolences, im sending you virtual earplugs

my windows open and i’m about 90% certain that the tune i’m hearing in the distance is a child playing Baby Shark on their recorder.

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

no but youre so right tho-

ADHD marcia.......

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[mischievous-gremlin-noises]

Writers on a random Tuesday: Sits down, locks in, giggles, writes 10k, does not sleep

Also writers on a random Tuesday: writes one sentence and then stares into the abyss for five fours