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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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Sturgeon Board: Dark Version

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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

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today i am delighted to learn of the existence of Waimanu, the fattest seal in the world. apparently she is one of only 1500 hawaiian monk seals which are critically endangered, and she got so big from raiding local fish farms. although apparently her glorious thiccness came at a tragic cost, as reportedly she was so huge that several of her pups have died at this point because she accidentally rolled over on top of them and squished them :(

STOP CRUSHING YOUR CHILDREN YOU ASSHOLE YOU'RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES

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Yay, unsolicited advice time! Or, not really advice, more like miscellaneous tips and tricks, because if there's one thing eight years of martial arts has equipped me to write, it's fight scenes.

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Fun things to add to a fight scene (hand to hand edition)

It's not uncommon for two people to kick at the same time and smack their shins together, or for one person to block a kick with their shin. This is called a shin lock and it HURTS like a BITCH. You can be limping for the rest of the fight if you do it hard enough.

If your character is mean and short, they can block kicks with the tip of their elbow, which hurts the other guy a lot more and them a lot less

Headbutts are a quick way to give yourself a concussion

If a character has had many concussions, they will be easier to knock out. This is called glass jaw.

Bad places to get hit that aren't the groin: solar plexus, liver, back of the head, side of the thigh (a lot of leg kicks aim for this because if it connects, your opponent will be limping)

Give your character a fighting style. It helps establish their personality and physicality. Are they a grappler? Do they prefer kicks or fighting up close? How well trained are they?

Your scalp bleeds a lot and this can get in your eyes, blinding you

If you get hit in the nose, your eyes water

Adrenaline's a hell of a drug. Most of the time, you're not going to know how badly you've been hurt until after the fact

Even with good technique, it's really easy to break toes and fingers

Blocking hurts, dodging doesn't

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Just thought these might be useful! If you want a more comprehensive guide or a weapons edition, feel free to ask. If you want, write how your characters fight in the comments!

Have a bitchin day <3

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Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud

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Testsoterone and my absolutely terrible meow.

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Joshua Moritz, 'Is There a God-Shaped Hole at the Heart of Mathematics?' // Bluepoch Games, Reverse 1999 // Li C. Tien, "Right Triangle" // Proclus Diadochus // @lothmoth // Lisa Rosenberg, "Introduction to Methods of Mathematical Physics" // Wassily Kadinsky, watercolour abstract // Albert Einstein // see 4

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A comic about controlling your symptoms and trying to get other people to understand why it’s so hard to do so, in goo form

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