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The tiny goat at first tried something akin to "puppy eyes" (goaty eyes?) on Lucifer, as if asking "pretty pleeeeaaaaase" for the cookies. But the mention of the apple made him rise their neck and ears in attention, releasing another long bleat. 🐐

Lucifer chuckled. " What's with the puppy eyes? Oh, wait, the goaty eyes! That's a good name! " He snapped his fingers and an apple appeared on top of the counter. " I gotta put you down, ok little buddy? " He slowly put Ez down and summoned a knife to cut the apple, making sure to take out the seeds before anything.

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And they liv- wait, no, they're dead... uhh, they dead-lived happily ever after!

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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-She lifted him and spun him around a couple times before leaving him on the ground again, taking his hat to be able to pat his heat- Alright then 💖

" W-Woah! " Lucifer stumbled a bit, holding his head from the sudden dizziness while he gave her a shaky thumbs up. " I-I'm fine, just dizzy! "

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Ez turned his head to look at Lucifer and bleated, still hanging limp on his arms apparently having accepted they won't be having sugar anytime soon, but maybe some other treat. Perhaps cookies. Or fruit. Pancakes. He's a kid, don't judge. 🐐

" And before you ask, no, I won't be making cookies or pancakes... but I can get you some fruits! " He giggled. " Maybe some sliced apples or carrots? What do you think? "

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He kisses his cheek. " Thank you then. "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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Lucifer giggled, watching as his deer practically melted. " Aren't you a cute deer? "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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And Alastor will now get ear scratches

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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" I love you too, Al... "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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" And I'll never tone it down! "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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Lucifer kisses his cheek. " Don't thank me, I'm just saying the truth! "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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" Of course I do! "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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Lucifer smiles. " There's that smile that I love! "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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" And you deserve it too! " He boops his nose, giggling.

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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" Because you're good to me too. "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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" Don't mention it. "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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" Yes, you do. "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”

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" And you deserve to have similar, if not better treatment. "

Sound carries in a hotel, you know (Michael when I catch you, when I catch you Michael-)(would’ve responded to the thread itself but I’m already horsing around in the comments)

“I am truly nothing but someone to mock to these people, am I? I’m hardly a person to them at all. Just a thing to make assumptions of and throw rocks at because I don’t behave or look the way they want me to. …. I’ll never escape that. Maybe if I stopped eating and scrubbed my skin til it was raw they’d like me? I just want to support Lucifer….”