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don’t be afraid to have a parasocial relationship with me. i’m in love with You. yes You.
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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you
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#me and who? #me and who??
that's me and you but I'm too awkward and you won't pick up the telepathic hints I'm sending you, you fkn idiot.
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do u think anyone has ever successfully slipped an amen break into a hypno audio
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A petite woman, desperate for children, wishes that her curves would expand until her husband impregnates her. Her wish is granted! Only to find out her husband is infertile!
Her fertility rising, topping the charts of anything ever seen in humanity with door breaking hips, huge milky breasts and a frame that is simply a complete 180 to her old body, going from flat to extremely thick, all in hopes that this fertility boost to her side would cause her to finally have children.
However, it's still not giving fruits and she's growing out of control rapidly, so she doesn't understand what happened. After her husband finds out he's infertile, she's shocked - saddened, as is he, but she also knows that her wish...might go on forever in this case.
She didn't specify limits, only that she'd become more and more fertile with her swelling, fattening, milf-like curves, until impregnation was inevitable. But discovering that about her husband meant it could never actually happen.
She tries to go back to the place where she made the wish, but there's nothing she can do to undo it, and now she's perpetually growing bigger. Well, it still feels good in their sex life, even if she can't have kids, and even if she chooses a method like adoption, she'd keep growing forever.
Now...this scenario can literally keep going, maybe to the point that she becomes SO fertile that she can basically self impregnate, like parthenogenesis of some kind, spontaneous pregnancy with daughters all very similar to herself - OR, her husband could secretly make a wish that he'd be able to become fertile and grow better endowed so that he could finally knock her up with a child. The problem would be, he'd say 'a child' and due to her fertility by then, it'd be utterly impossible for her to be pregnant with like, less than 20 babies at once... meaning he'd also keep growing.
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Helen freshens her pillostik™️ brand lip-plumping gloss. Pucker up, buttercup ‘3’ 💋💖💕
Sketch commission by EnderQaZ!!
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Poor fox was so pent up she orgasmed just from the pressure. Can you imagine how tight and swollen she must've felt, being so full of cum? Not to mention those shorts squeezing her so tight...
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I will never be satisfied with the limits of the human body because I want to press a giant, throbbing log of a girl cock against the lips of a pet and grab their head as I slowly push it into their stomach <3
But sadly, humans have to have normally proportioned cocks 🙄
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robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine
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