miseryoforpheus

[miseryoforpheus]

hey Tumblr its me again

not quite sure what I’m going to do with this blog considering I’ve basically just returned to my main [@thedvilsinthedetails]

I don’t rlly want to abandon it tho I quite like this one too

any ideas?

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I think I’m late for the Good Night. I don’t remember the time difference?

So when you wake up:

GOOD MORNING! I hope you have an amazing day.

If I’m not late:

GOOD NIGHT! I hope you don’t have nightmares and get to bed at a reasonable time.

no ur not too late for goodnight!

thank youuuu 💖💖💖

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mood of the day

5/10

:|

good day but I was very tired for most of it and had to spend a prolonged period of time alone with my mother

but good nonetheless

I desperately need monster tmrw I have a test and it’s 2:30 am and contrary to what my sleeping schedule may suggest I need lots of sleep to function

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k guys I’m here for a post about my emo best friend after numerous requests and sky rocketing popularity [one person…take a wild guess who…]

guyssss I can’t wait for their birthday!!!!!!!!! Not gna say when it is bc #privacy but I can’t waitttt

Also that damned bitch needs to give me his birthday wish list

we go out together most Fridays and it’s usually the highlight of my week even though we always end up doing the same stuff but I hope they don’t get bored bc I have lots of fun every time :)))

Idrk what to say I should have planned this

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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my mental illness IS glow up guys

I’m like 10x funnier prolly

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addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out

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RAHHH YES

Video essayists my beloveds

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mood of the day

7/10

:)

for a school day pretty good, got ahead on some hw which lowkey never happens and was super productive despite the 3h sleep [3 and a half?]

thank you monster🙏🙏🙏

Ngl u guys I felt like The Hot Shit™️ traipsing around school w my monster can [that’s probs sad 2 admit but ehhhh well]

also I’m the king of kiss can tabs [can tabs have meanings search it up if u don’t know them also smh how dare you not know them] im so good at breaking them off that way

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mood of the day

10/10

:DDD

My friends are the best u guys

and I love hugs 🥰

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its no crime to exist. To be Trans is in fact real

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Random employee (seeing Sirius’ engagement ring on his finger): Oh! Who’s the lucky lady?

Sirius: What?

Random Employee: The ring on your finger is an engagement ring right? Who popped the question? You or her?

Sirius: I’m wearing ripped skinny jeans, a gay pride shirt, and I have a full face of makeup on right now.

Sirius: And you think I’m with a girl??

Employee: …

(later)

Sirius: I need to look gayer

Remus: What?

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“opening tiktok out in public is such a risky move!—”

okay lets talk about how opening TUMBLR and PINTEREST in public is a risky move

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i so totally wonder who i could possibly be too, it's a thought that frequently occurs in my one singular braincell which i share with u in the least codependent way possible.

now. as much as i dearly adore lies and slander this report will relay nought but the truth. you truly do have the arm strength of a monkey. one which has not completed monkey bars in its life. i cackle remembering your athletic prowess as you swung with total grace and confidence on the first 2 bars which you literally grabbed onto when you started the monkey bars. your skills are something that should be talked about for generations to come

religious inhalation is my passion <333

yes our shared but not at all codependent brain cell is overworked and needs a rest due to my maths homework that I am somehow still completing after five hours sat here

Well excuse me, you essentially forced me to go on the monkey bars IN THE RAIN

Hurricane esque conditions like you were trying to send off to Oz

Yum yum religion but don’t let that person who gave me a bible hear that

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fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial

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lord the peasants are so loud today