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wts soul 4 friendship

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okie

thank you

i sleep lots

lots an lots even when i dont wanna sometimes an when i dont expect it

so i hope you can do that! eheh

Send Me Your Problems So I Can Politely Tell You To Suck Them Up.

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:c my entire race has all but gone extinct and i never got to meet my mom

pls advice me

Send Me Your Problems So I Can Politely Tell You To Suck Them Up.

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oh boy i got 99 whole followers

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Abusive ||Starter Sentences||

"I expect you to be home at 7 o'clock sharp, you hear me?"

"Where the fuck were you?! You know I'm going to have to punish you now, right?"

"Now which spot on your body haven't I bruised yet?"

"You've been a VERY naughty boy/girl today.. so you have to be punished. Now do you want the taser first or the hot iron?"

"As soon as you get home, you're going to [insert chore(s) here].. or else..."

"Nobody loves you besides me, but some days, you piss me off to the point where I consider leaving you."

"You did a shitty ass job! Do it again!"

"What did I say about staying out late?! Huh?! WHAT DID I SAY?!"

"God, I can't fucking LIVE with you anymore! You're a disgrace and, compared to your older/younger brother/sister, you're absolute fucking dirt!"

"Jesus, do you even know how to do this?! It's simple, yet you're fucking stupid!"

"Every passing moment I'm with you, I regret the day I ever asked you out."

"Don't leave, please.. I'm sorry for what I did to you.. I promise I'll never do it again."

"It's remarkable how I even put up with you for the past [insert number here] months/years."

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(I want a new theme but I don't know what)

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hi

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Well, you can take expensive therapy, pills or simply do something that makes you happy. I just take a shortcut through alcohol.

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leactrxce started following you

well! hi there! nice to meet you, i'm roxy

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(i really do think im gonna cry)

(all these roxy feels are resurfacing)

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oh well

okay

um, thank you then

hi

im roxy.

Hello~ I see a UUriggler UUith a blog,is it?? ~

umm

maybe

are you goin to report me an have my blog taken away???

:c

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doodled my fav homestuck girl

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Mom, where are you?

How long will you be gone? I miss you…

Don’t go! Please come back!

I don’t want you to go! Please don’t leave me!!

Please don’t leave…I don’t want you to leave…

Please come back…please…I miss you…

I miss you…so much, please…

…I just want you back again, Mom…

Set in the timeline/AU where Alpha Dave and Rose are still alive for Roxy and Dirk’s arrival. We get an update on Homestuck and all I can dish out is another sadstuck crying kid Roxy.

Mutie, what are you doing ⁽ᵈᵒᶰᵗᵈʳᵃᵍ���ᵗ⁾

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pre whatsit? oh okay... chat! yeah! um, whatcha wanna talk about miss handymaid??

:3

《 misguidedlalonde started following you ragingcodpieceofterror started following you》

Hmm? Well, hell0 there! I am The Handmaid, and y0u’ve reached the part 0f Felt Mansi0n the human c0mic d0esn’t c0ver! H0w may I help y0u?

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well yeah but its

mostly flooded an

im the only human for at least a thousand miles around

theres the carapaces but they got

they got there own lives an stuff and problems to worry bout

Hello Roxy. Aren't you a 8it young to have a 8log? If my calculations are correct, 6 human years is roughly 3 sweeps, also known as too young. 8ut who am I to talk a8out rules? What's up?

i broke the rule a bit yes

but it was necessary

too lonely otherwise

um

anyway

hi, nothin much is up i guess

jus layin around doin nothin on account of there bein nothin to do

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Hello~ I see a UUriggler UUith a blog,is it?? ~

umm

maybe

are you goin to report me an have my blog taken away???

:c