misguidedmeat
misguidedmeat
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misguidedmeat · 1 month ago
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happy pride from both the agent 3s
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misguidedmeat · 2 months ago
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love when dogs got their noses to the ground. they are receiving information
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misguidedmeat · 2 months ago
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Thinking about the Japanese tendency towards nuance and understatement and Luomen's reaction to Maomao going missing. She's his daughter, she means the world to him, he's taught her his pharmaceutical and differential diagnosis skills even though it leans towards the taboo for a woman to do so. It hits like a brick for him to dismiss her short disappearance so casually in front of a freaking-out Jinshi.
One year, with Luomen not knowing whether Maomao was alive or dead; a year of worrying and waiting, and nothing he can do about it even if he hadn't been exiled from the rear palace. Jinshi is pitching a fit about ten or so days, and meanwhile the machinery of the emperor's rear palace is responsible for the disappearances of so many young women who get picked off the streets to serve, with their own parents left to wait and worry and watch.
"One time, Maomao went missing for a year" is a deserved slap in the face for the men responsible - hey, Jinshi and fam, this time you and your retainers are concerned because Maomao is your pet House MD, and how do you think Luomen felt? Suck it up, buttercup, and maybe it's about time to rethink how things are done around here.
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misguidedmeat · 3 months ago
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misguidedmeat · 3 months ago
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we stan sex positive icon marina ida
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i'll never fucking get over the official splatoon masturbation metaphor. why did she say this. why did nintendo let her say this..
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misguidedmeat · 3 months ago
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devastating loss for the lesbians and the squids
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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canon event
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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LMAOOO chue really said I’m getting YOU pregnant next time
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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what i love about Maomao is that she is ALL for the girls like she doesn't judge or look down on the concubines she calls the courtesans she grew up with her sisters and when Lady Lihua looked like she was about to fucking deck Lady Shin she literally giggled and was proud that Lihua was standing up for herself like Maomao is the NUMBER ONE supporter of women and strong women shes a cheerleader for women and i will always love that about her
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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someone call our man an ambulance
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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the way this meme has aged is SPECTACULAR
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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Now Jinshi you know damn well u should have waited until AFTER u told her to give her the ox bezoar that's on you
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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Don't think I didn't notice Maomao open her eyes at the dog bark, which indicates that she had her eyes closed for the kiss, WHICH INDICATES THAT SHE WAS GOING TO ACCEPT THE KISS HOW DARE YOU ANIMATORS HAVE THAT MUCH DETAIL I'M CONVULSING
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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the fact that the most recent episode of apothecary diaries omitted maomao's soft shell turtle story is its only glaring flaw.
truly was criminal that we were denied seeing maomao tell jinshi and gaoshun about the time she threw a soft shell turtle at a flasher as a kid and it bit off his dick
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misguidedmeat · 4 months ago
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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind
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