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some days are hard.

I've been feeling very sad lately :' )

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I love you. I know.

CARRIE FISHER & HARRISON FORD STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)

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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY May the Force be with you, always. (insp)

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people look a thousand times more attractive when they’re kind to animals

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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) | dir. George Lucas

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may the fourth be with you all ;)

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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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Reblog if your life was changed by seeing Anakin Skywalker wake up from a nightmare in theaters

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Hayden Christensen Husband! AU

⁠♡ Romantic Headcannons ⁠♡

❤︎ He leaves little love notes… in really weird places. Tucked inside her sock drawer, under a coffee mug, or scribbled on the whiteboard that says “Feed the chickens.” One time, she found a sticky note inside the dishwasher that just said: “You’re the Padme to my Anakin.”

❤︎ He gets completely flustered when she dresses up. He’ll freeze mid-step, forget whatever he was saying, and awkwardly mutter something like, “uh—you look, y’know… wow.” And then five minutes later, he’ll circle back like: “I didn’t say that right earlier. You look really wow.”

❤︎ He gives her his hoodies on purpose, then pretends to be surprised when she wears them. “Oh—that’s where that went! Huh. Well… guess it looks better on you anyway.”(He never actually lost it. He left it on her side of the bed.)

❤︎ He gets hyper-specific with compliments. Not just “you’re beautiful,” but: “You do that scrunchy nose thing when you laugh and it, uh, like—wrecks me. Completely.” Or “The way you make pancakes is, like… spiritual.”

❤︎ He dramatically fake-dies when she kisses him unexpectedly. Full-on clutches his chest, staggers back, collapses onto the couch like a Shakespearean hero. Then peeks at her from one eye and whispers: “Again?”

❤︎ He slow-dances with her in the kitchen while breakfast is burning. If a song he loves comes on—even if the eggs are sizzling too hard��he’ll grab her by the waist and start swaying. “Let it burn. I’ve got more eggs. I don’t got more of this.”

❤︎ He calls her his “end scene.” When he’s feeling extra mushy, he’ll say things like:“You’re it, y’know? The end of the story. The scene I always wanted to get to.”

❤︎ He will absolutely narrate her beauty in a fake documentary voice. “Here we observe the elusive goddess in her natural habitat… stunning. Powerful. Slightly dangerous before coffee.”

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wow what a lovely and healthy relationship!!! I sure hope one of them doesn’t become consumed by the desire to protect the person most important to him, only to accidentally destroy everything else while trying to accomplish that task

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btw if i was obiwan, and i’d just spent the last 3 days nearly dying in a space battle, then nearly dying after fighting my evil grandmaster (again), then nearly dying fighting a cyborg with a lung condition and far too many limbs, then really nearly dying after my own soldiers turned on me, then had to find out my brother son student best friend person had turned evil and is now working for the Super Evil guy in charge of everything who just ordered the murder of everyone i know, oh and he also killed a bunch of children, and then i was sent to kill my best friend son brother person even though i would literally rather die, despite all the new evilness and murder, and then had to watch him nearly murder his wife (who is also my friend), and then nearly died again fighting him, and even though i won, i left him horribly for dead and everything sucks and i had no friends and no home nothing. if i had to go through all that and then yoda tells me he has HOMEWORK for me during my sad lonely exile?? i would’ve punted that stupid green frog so fast

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This may be the only thing I do that matters.

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I always find it ironic how much these far right men who make Star Wars content love to talk about Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader and love to present themselves as experts on the character.

Isn't Anakin the character whose portrayal you disliked so much that you bullied a child off the movie industry? Isn't Anakin the character whose portrayal you disliked so much you made Hayden Christensen not want to be seen in public for years?

These men love to present themselves as just "passionate movie lovers" and justify everything they did to Jake and Hayden with "we were just criticizing bad acting". No what you've always disliked is how Anakin is shown as someone who at some point in his life had people he cared about, people that cared about him, he's shown as someone who at some point didn't just feel hatred for everyone and everything. It's not enough that at the end of the day, Anakin still turned into Vader, no the fact they dared to show him cry, love, as not being the "alpha male" these men think of themselves as, made them decide it was their life mission to ruin the careers and lives of two actors. Personally I've also always had the suspicion that Hayden Christensen never appearing to be anything like these men in interviews he gave also set them off.

And what has changed in the past couple years or so isn't how Hayden portrays Anakin or anything, it's the fact the fandom has turned so much on the idea he was a bad Anakin, that these men no longer sense they have an audience who will tolerate them berating him. The moment they think this has changed, they'll turn the chip right back on.

All this to say none of the reactions you are seeing right now regarding one of the most recent Andor episodes (if you don't know what I'm talking about be careful looking it up as it is triggering) are about the writing in Star Wars. Star Wars does a good job portraying an oppressive regime in the form of the galactic empire. The problem is these men don't care about what Star Wars is trying to tell you, these men care about using Star Wars and all the characters as vessels for their sick world view.

EDIT: Apologies I'm very stupid when it comes to Tumblr so Idk who wrote this but to the person who reblogged this post with "They want their fascist empire to be badass not ugly" you 100% hit the nail on the head.

EDIT 2: I decided to take out the "unlike you" part because I think it's kinda taking away from my main points. It doesn't really matter what these men have/haven't felt before, they despise any portrayal of emotions they perceive as weak, regardless.

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It's too early but I want it to be Christmas again💀

(Credit to @ evastiless.aep on TikTok)

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This cracks me up. The silent beat as he stares ahead, realizing he just got himself into deep shit before slamming his gloves to the ground.

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