I'm Syntax and I'm an artist.There's not really a lot for me to say about myself since I'm a relatively private person. If you want to talk you're free to drop me a line or a message or anything really.If you like my art or my writing, buy me a coffee on the right! If you really like it, my commission info is to the right as well!Please do not tag any of my work as "kin" or "me".
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NINETY TWO PERCENT HUMIDITY.........WISH IT WAS 92 % NUDITY!!
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.
This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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A long hair Zahndrekh inspired by my friend who headcannon's him as such.
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Yay, my favourite potato! Who would give Din the scariest shovel talk: Leia, Chewbacca or R2?
droids and angry wookies are no problem for a seasoned bounty hunter like din! the first one though...
(commission info // tip jar!)
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man
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