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a WWE announcer screaming "representing the blacks is the queen who never was: YOUR PRINCESS RHAENYS TARGARYEN... seven hells. BACKING HER UP, HERE COMES THE SEA SNAKE WITH A METAL CHAIR! and i guess representing the greens is helaena's bug girl autism and alicent's weepy doe eyes." and i'm in the audience going FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

omfg. i keep trying to start this hotd shit but these are some CRACKER crackers. like i always knew daemon would be white but it's another thing actually seeing matt smith with the inbred full lace frontal. why am i getting jumpscared into supporting the greens

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omfg. i keep trying to start this hotd shit but these are some CRACKER crackers. like i always knew daemon would be white but it's another thing actually seeing matt smith with the inbred full lace frontal. why am i getting jumpscared into supporting the greens

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"arya will be queen in the north" girl no one gaf about all that arya should be roleplaying as a warrior cat named grayfish and calling sansa a twoleg

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jamie lannister is a GAY MAN. cersei lannister is also a GAY MAN. sansa has SUBCONSCIOUS FORCEFEMME FANTASIES ABOUT MYA BUT SHE WILL NEVER REALIZE SHE IS A LESBIAN. arya is a WARRIOR CATS FAN. aegon has BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS

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jaime lannister: I'm so utterly desperate for other male knights and honorable lords to validate me. The only women I can get my dick up for are a 6'3" masc and my twin sister who looks exactly like me. Maybe I should shave my head

cersei lannister, a chick who committed infanticide:

cersei lannister: We are two halves of a whole. You are me, if I were a man. If only I had a cock, instead of this feeble, woman's body... You should have stayed playing in my dresses and I should have picked up a sword of my own

jaime lannister, a guy who has sex with his sister:

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cersei lannister: We are two halves of a whole. You are me, if I were a man. If only I had a cock, instead of this feeble, woman's body... You should have stayed playing in my dresses and I should have picked up a sword of my own

jaime lannister, a guy who has sex with his sister:

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say what you will about political genius cersei lannister but history will remember her progressive reforms (inventing the idea of firing the kingsguard, elevating bastards to the small council, probably like doubling the funding to STEM research between qyburn and the pyromancers, setting the tower of the hand on fire, etc.) thats the first queen of westeros and its first ever ruler to not have any targaryen blood (unless).

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Stroll through the Vale— alayne x mya

So happy with this amazing commission done by @swordmaid!! Im speechless with how stunning they both look <3

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Not enough Aly/Asha content, by the old gods and the new, i'll change that 🫡

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sansa saying she doesn't want someone brave and gentle and strong she wants the pathetic little bitchboy wow she's so me but also could you imagine your gf saying this about you I'd kms

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Him: babe what’s wrong

Me: nothing

Me: in the span of one (1) POV chapter it becomes clear that Melisandre is psychologically stunted and trapped in the age of when she was sold off, no matter how many years actually go by, how painfully she practices and refines her magic, how many thousands of miles she runs away, how much spectacle or power or confidence she conjures up around herself, how many children she offers up in her attempt to outrun the horrors of her own girlhood, deep down she is just a scared little girl,, from her literal fear of the dark to the way she refuses to sleep for fear of monsters and old memories, to her juvenile black and white worldview of good vs evil, heroes vs villains, her obsession with the idea of a storybook savior who can defeat the darkness, her naïveté when the man she chooses as her hero, does not (cannot) live up to her idolization of him, and so she is stuck living in complete denial trying to shove the pieces together at any cost, bound in service to men and gods who will in the end destroy her faith, her carefully crafted sense of purpose and self worth, and so despite her fantasies of grandeur she is no more free than before, no better off than little Melony Lot Seven who lives perpetually weeping within her, frozen in time and never truly saved,,,

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you people are insane i've had enough of this. i think modern au jaime lannister would have they/he pronouns and immediately become a menace to the t4t community

dipping my toes back into asoiaf have you heterosexual misogynists become normal at all *sees discourse about jon fucking his sisters in 2023* oh okay then

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dipping my toes back into asoiaf have you heterosexual misogynists become normal at all *sees discourse about jon fucking his sisters in 2023* oh okay then

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daensa very real and true to ME!!!!!

(edit: fixed the bottom of the arch lol)

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The Sisters Stark

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until a marxist revolution blazes through westeros and a dictatorship of the proletariat sees the reigning dynasties sent to the westerland gulags i want to see girlbosses committing WAR CRIMES. i want to see rhaenyra get WORSE. if sansa wants to cheer on dany setting the red keep on fire we should BE BUYING POPCORN AND HOTDOGS WITH HER

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is that house of the dragon nonsense any good. i've been seeing the sapphic targaryen breasteses fanart... and my interest has been piqued.