the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary
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orville peck is objectively the perfect celebrity all you know about his personal life is that he’s gay
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women’s pants should have reinforced inner thighs i swear to god if i have to keep replacing my jeans every few months simply because i have thighs and i like to walk....
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They CALL IT Getty images because you getty the images!!!!!!!!!!
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stell dir vor es ist revolution aber du findest keinen parkplatz
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every time I see a photo of a bear it’s like. that really is the ideal animal. large. fat. virtually indestructible. vaguely resembles both a large dog and a person. absolutely could and probably would maul me but nonetheless looks extremely huggable. 10/10 creatures, immaculate
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2020 has been like:
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Ap-
Junly
Augsepoctob…Halloween
Destiel
December
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We are all just little onions caramelizing in god's pan
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my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem
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big fan of walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. i am tired of life and its obscure sufferings
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Social media has turned the art of living into an act of performance
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