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haaaa haaa haaa haaa haaaa (that's me singing eyes on fire from the major motion picture twilight)

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good afternoon to the leaves in victoria’s hair

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I really would’ve liked if Bella had a special interest in history and fashion and antiques cause like imagine the Cullens don’t get discovered by solely because of Edward but because Bella notices shit about their clothes and how they talk and is like “huh.” And also I think the Cullens forgetting how time works since they’re immortal and don’t sleep is just a funny concept

- she’s like “hey Edward does your family go antiquing” and he’s like “uh no why do you ask” “oh it’s just your sister Rosalie’s broach is from the 1957 spring collection of-”

- “why is your edition of Macbeth from 1911?”

- “does it bother you that your brother Jasper calls it the war of southern aggression like wtf is that”

- “yknow Emmett asked me if Charlie was a soldier in World War II”

- “Alice just asked me if I watch I Love Lucy on the tube? Is she being ironic?”

- “Ever notice how your dad says thou sometimes?” And “When I was at the hospital I saw him cross ‘hysteria’ out of my patient notes”

- “your mom must really like Gibson girl updos, she’s always sporting one at the store”

- “I’m like sixty percent the sweater you’re wearing was dyed using arsenic”

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aes ;; swan house

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anyway

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✿moodboard of edythe cullen!

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seth heart reacts!! feel free to use!

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Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma

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Jacob Black & Bella Swan, circa. 2000

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Smeyer tried soooo hard to get Edwards fursona to be a mountain lion, then with one post on tumblr dot com it was all ruined. Snail Edward.

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amazing how everyone in twilight is bisexual

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i’m physically incapable of not thinking about how often jake calls bella honey

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A messy haired Paul with a chihuahua on his head

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in your eyes is leah bisexual

leah clearwater is bisexual not only in my eyes but in the eyes of god and the law

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inside you there are two wolves... or, well, there are actually more than two, there's like ten of them, and they aren't actually wolves, but people who turn into wolves, right? but they aren't werewolves—let's get that clear, they're shape-shifters and the form they take is that of a wolf. so, anyway, there are about ten shape-shifters and they're living rent-free in your brain, and did i mention that they're all wearing jorts? wait, where are you goi