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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
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"so how did you two meet"
she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate
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In a double-blind study, 53 of the 136 surveyed wigan residents were not able to tell it apart from gravy, while another 79 participants described it as "different, but just as good"
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My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.
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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life
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Aro's Munday's question of the week:
Imagine your character(s) walking outside while the weather is hot. What they would do if they feel hot? E.g. ice cream, water, go outside to the place with air condition, etc.?
( Flan would head back inside. INSIDE WHERE? Well...

I bet canela doesnt get hot easily, being a fire type probably lets you withstand heat a lot better. Flan on the other hand probably gets overheated by all that HAIR on especially hot days.)
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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I don't know how long this will last, but the situation here in Gaza is getting worse every day after the war between Iran and Israel. I forgot about Gaza. No one talks about us anymore, and the news doesn't mention us. All that is being discussed is Iran, Israel, and America.It's as if they forgot that the main problem is Gaza.
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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!
Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr. Please warn them about this as well.
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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